The filthbag Olympics

#1
So, we all know that soldiers are Pure Gold winners at being animals in between the sheets.... but add you can this pure Gold moment in the fithbag Olympics

I knew that guy called minty was dancing around naked at Large Coaltion Ex and squeezed one down on table in infront of fellow American cousins during and the R and R phase. And one spam said 'you guys are crazy' and Mr minty turned around and said 'you aint seen nothing yet' where he preceeded to get the turd and eat the fecker. Also I have also witnessed fellow members eating the toilet cubes out of the urinals. Never have I witnessed so many grow men vomit and faint.... :p

Pure Gold

What has been your pure gold moment at the filthbag olympics???
 
#2
The Aussies in Malacca used to play a game called "King Fang", the purpose of which was to fang all sorts of improbable object, e.g. fluffy moths , cockroaches, chitchats, etc. The really sure way to win was get someone else to crap on a NAAFI plate, coat the brown trout liberally with chilli sauce, then get it down yer.
As bitterandtwisted said, strong men quailed.... :puker: :hungry: :pukel:
 

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#3
I once saw a Royal Navy Stoker whilst perfectly sober, eat a piece of un-digested sweetcorn he had found whilst cleaning out the ship's sewage treatment plant. In other words he was in a big tank full of rotting human shit, fished out a juicy piece of corn and chowed down on it for all to marvel at.
 
#4
A good game of Freckles is always an eye-opener for the uninitiated.
I once saw a bloke eat a shit sandwich with Tommy K on it in return for a pint, & also saw another guy drink a pint of lager in one after first stretching the gusset of a WRAC girl's dirty knickers over the glass first. Yum Yum!
 
#6
I used to warm NAAFI Pies in a tampon incinerater, cover with lashings of Red Sauce and eat.
 
#8
witnessed a bloke drink five pints then spew them perfectly into the empty glasses,after which he necked them back again! 8O

remember a time in bessbrook,came off patrol and was asked by our desk bound rodney to make him a brew,after skiffing and rimming my bellend around the rim,i added some of my man juice into the brew,just for that extra touch. :twisted:
 
#9
THIS IS A CLASSIC.......

Whilst sitting in the Mess for Mothers Day Lunch two years ago, an old friend of mine revealed, in front of all the families, for a bet he had sucked his mate off in Canada for 200 dollars, cue beer and food being spewed in all directions, wives open mouthed in disbelief, squaddies on the floor unable to move!! he then proceeded to tell us that it didn't really go to plan anyway as the other guy couldn't rise to the occasion! I asked him if he got his money anyway to which he replied "I couldn't take it he was a mate"!!

Still makes me bloody chuckle 2 years on!!!
 
#11
I once met somebody who claimed he was both in the RAF and a soldier.
 
#12
Closet_Jibber said:
I once met somebody who claimed he was both in the RAF and a soldier.
now he must be lying jibber! :lol: i hope you pointed out his error! :wink:
 
#13
jibman said:
Closet_Jibber said:
I once met somebody who claimed he was both in the RAF and a soldier.
now he must be lying jibber! :lol: i hope you pointed out his error! :wink:
I would have... But I was too busy being sick at the horror of it!
 
#14
Closet_Jibber said:
jibman said:
Closet_Jibber said:
I once met somebody who claimed he was both in the RAF and a soldier.
now he must be lying jibber! :lol: i hope you pointed out his error! :wink:
I would have... But I was too busy being sick at the horror of it!
i can detect your trauma as you typed your last,raf parading as soldiers,next you,ll be telling me homo,s are allowed to enlist. :roll:
 
#15
OK then this might fit. Has anyone seen 'Four Girls Fingerpainting'?
 
#16
jibman said:
Closet_Jibber said:
jibman said:
Closet_Jibber said:
I once met somebody who claimed he was both in the RAF and a soldier.
now he must be lying jibber! :lol: i hope you pointed out his error! :wink:
I would have... But I was too busy being sick at the horror of it!
i can detect your trauma as you typed your last,raf parading as soldiers,next you,ll be telling me homo,s are allowed to enlist. :roll:
Dirty B@stards. Which brings me on to my next point. I witnessed a FEMALE RLC driver having a turd next to her offside tyre on Telic 1. As she was walking away from it me and my fellow top cover peasant cheered loud enough to let her know we'd seen her.

Fairly embarressed she was letting it go with a raise of two fingers and a bit of a grin. When the unlucky bar stool in a DAF behind her wagon made some comment that I didn't hear. All's I know is the Unlucky fella who was later ID'd as being an RAF driver got the shock of his life when our lady returned to the scene of her dump. Picked it up ran up to his passenger side window and threw it directly at him. She the wiped her hand on his commanders webbing which was hanging off the mirror and walked off grinning.

Not the best example but I laughed alot at him trying to make himself sick and screaming "DIRTY SL@G"
 

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