The Film...

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Brandt

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#1
OK, so you've done your tour, shot Terry Taliban or the Mahdi maniac, got the tee shirt...

Now imagine it is 2015- Spielberg announces his new film:

"Band of Squaddies Saving Private Fukcnuts"

So, who will play you, and why?
 
#3
I'll be the fat one who goes nuts and ends up killing himself, no need for make up you see!

apart from the bit were i shoot myself, i want some for that!
 
#4
I'd probably be played by Goldie Hawn in a Pte Benjamin style
 
#5
Can I be the one who, for comical interlude half way through, gets caught in a Turdis having a crafty pokey bum w@nk when I forget to lock the door? Later in the film I get to ask the lootenant (this is Spielberg after all) "Sir, is that petrol or diesel?" whilst delivering a perfect pooh 'tache.
 
#6
I figure Frankie Muniz will play me.. he should be old enough since it will probably take a few years to pull the requisite financing together [ especially now that Tom Cruise has been given a cornr office at Universal or something ]
 

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