The film of your life

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Jan 31, 2009.

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  1. When they make the film of your life story,who do you want them to get to play you?
     
  2. Harry Patch
     
  3. The only bloke who could measure up is Ron Jeremy. And even then we might have to get a stunt double in...
     
  4. michael caine
     
  5. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    christopher walken... after he's had an industrial quantity of donner kebabs.
     
  6. Bill Owen. my hero.
     
  7. Kate Winslet...at least she has the boobs and a bond with leonardo dicaprio....

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  8. Johnny Vegas. He looks more like me than I do.
     
  9. Liam Neeson would be preferable, but unfortunately more like Colm Meaney before he became a lard a-rse and if he wore specs.
     
  10. Why did I have a funny feeling you were going to say that? Twat.
     
  11. Has to be Sean Connery.....he is a dead ringer for me...............he is honest
     
  12. John Matuszak would have to reclaim his make up from The Goonies to play me, oh and he would have to be alive again

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    Failing that it would have to be Johnny Depp I suppose, but he would have to go through a bit of make up as he's not quite handsome enough yet
     
  13. George Clooney, a slightly less handsome version of me. Don't want the lead to detract from the dialogue.
     
  14. Homer Simpson. If i get through life half the man he is i'll be happy.
     
  15. Mr Norris and Mr Eastwood are the only possible contender's.