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#3
The only bloke who could measure up is Ron Jeremy. And even then we might have to get a stunt double in...
 

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#5
christopher walken... after he's had an industrial quantity of donner kebabs.
 
#11
Has to be Sean Connery.....he is a dead ringer for me...............he is honest
 
#12
John Matuszak would have to reclaim his make up from The Goonies to play me, oh and he would have to be alive again



Failing that it would have to be Johnny Depp I suppose, but he would have to go through a bit of make up as he's not quite handsome enough yet
 
#13
George Clooney, a slightly less handsome version of me. Don't want the lead to detract from the dialogue.
 
#14
Homer Simpson. If i get through life half the man he is i'll be happy.
 

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