The fifty fifty question

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  1. General Melchett

    General Melchett LE Moderator

    As a bit of DS fun with the unfortunates who cross our establishment we play the 50/50 question game to alleviate DS boredom. Hesitation results in a hefty ale fine.

    Example: Lick a cats arrse or suck a dogs co*k.

    So help us out and think of some more we can ask.

    Thank you.
  2. Mother or Grandmother (i would have said sister but too many deviants about)

    Dad or brother

    (For MDN.....the answer "Both" is not an option)

    shi'te or marmite (you'd be surprised how many will opt for shi'te)
  3. up the arrse, or in the mouth

    stand fast that sailor!
  4. Who would you prefer to catch you shagging a mother known to the family?
    your mum or your missus??

  5. Syphilis or Rabies?

    Navy or RAF?

    Become a MLLARRRRR or a Vicar?
  6. larger or WKD. if they answer WKD fucuk the ale fine just give um a shoeing for being a ponce that goes for the hats aswell.
  7. Do we remove your cock with an axe or take out your eyes with knitting needles?

    Leg or breast?

    Paedophilia or necrophilia?

    I could go on......
  8. Vote Bliar or have your heart ripped out of your chest and brain spooned out.
  9. Daddy or chips?
  10. Left Hand or Right Hand? (followed by a slap with their choice)

    Ginger or Fat?

    Rugby or Football?

    Mary-Kate or Ashley?
  11. Give George Galloway a blow-job (and swallow) or let Peter Mandelson have unfettered access to your arse?
  12. Rim a bloke or shag a bloke. (if you're a guy that is)
  13. In snooker parlance

    "Do you favour the easy pink or difficult brown?"
  14. Mong or a walt?
  15. Chef or Clerk?