The Fenchman, the Italian and the Australian

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  1. The Italian fellow said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her
    body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made
    her scream, non stop for five minutes."

    The Frenchman said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body
    with special aphrodisiac oil, and then we made passionate love. I made
    her scream for fifteen minutes straight."



    The Australian fellow said: "That's nothing!!! Last night I massaged my
    wife all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body
    with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long
    hours."




    The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours? Voila ! Sacre Bleu !! Phenomenal!!!


    How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"




    The Aussie: "I wiped my hands on the curtains."