The Female Orgasm

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  1. Scientists have just released their findings on a ten year study into female sexuality, specifically the elusive female orgasm.
    Much to their surprise they discovered that there are in fact 4 diffrent types of female orgasm and they are:

    1. Positive-This is often punctuated with cries of "Yes, Yes!" etc..

    2. Negative-Similar to the Positive orgasm but with cries of "No, no, oh no!" etc..

    3. Religous-You guessed it, "Oh My God!,oh God, oh Jesus!" etc...

    4. And Finally the most common type of female orgasm...
    The Fake orgasm-Nearly always accompanied by cries of "Oh Yes Sir that's wonderful, oh Sir, oh Sir"...