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THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD

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Three guys sat drinking in the pub and one asked the others...What do think is the fastest thing in the world One of the guys said..... I think its blinking cos you blink and its so quick it doesnt interfere with your vision.. so I think its blinking. Other guy says... Nah its electricity cos its really dark and then you flick a switch and there it is light so I think its electricity The last guy says I think its diorrehea Cos last night I had 12 pints of Guinness then had a great big Indian curry, got home and before I could blink or switch a light on Id shit myself
 

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