The Farting Noises of a Horses Jacksey

#1
Sorry, I just couldn't resist the title. :D :D :D

This is actually a totally riveting documentary about a little town called Dover in Pennsylvania (fancy calling a state after a writing instrument - I ask ya) and deals with one of the first cases wherein members of the school board tried to introduce Intelligent Design into the Biology class along with Darwin's Theory of Evolution, and the resulting court case.

This really is a true story, although with the twists and turns the case takes, it could easily have been a novel by John Grisham or that six-foot-eight Chrichton geezer. It's 108 minutes long, but well worth a watch for all those interested in the fundamental question posed by these "opposing" viewpoints.

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/id/

Click on "View Online" and enjoy!

MsG
 
#2
Bugsy,
For your edification, I have it on good authority that it is not the jacksey that makes a farty noise as you trot along. It is the wedding tackle that makes the noise, according to riding instructors.
 
#3
By the cringe this takes me back, didn't Noel Cowerd write it?
"The bloodstained knickers in a London Taxi,
Rude noises coming from a horses jacksey,
Oh how a French Letter clings,
These foolish things,
Remind me of you,
The clinging odour of a Gents Urinal,
Some ba****d wiped his a*** on last nights Final,
These foolish things remind me of you"
 

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#4
No question as to where I stand on this one - burn the Christians!!!!
 
#5
gundog said:
Bugsy,
For your edification, I have it on good authority that it is not the jacksey that makes a farty noise as you trot along. It is the wedding tackle that makes the noise, according to riding instructors.
According to riding instructors? So let me get this straight; they sit the wrong way round on Dobbin, with their head hanging over his arrse, just to ascertain where exactly the farting noises come from?

What a way to spend Easter! :D :D :D

MsG

PS: has anybody actually had a butcher's at the documentary yet? Believe me, it really is worthwhile, if only to gather ammo for when Phoney Tony and Bush the Bewildered try to push the same agenda in Europe. Of course, that'll be after they've perfected their Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers number - across Lake Michigan.
 
#6
Bugsy said:
gundog said:
Bugsy,
For your edification, I have it on good authority that it is not the jacksey that makes a farty noise as you trot along. It is the wedding tackle that makes the noise, according to riding instructors.
According to riding instructors? So let me get this straight; they sit the wrong way round on Dobbin, with their head hanging over his arrse, just to ascertain where exactly the farting noises come from?

What a way to spend Easter! :D :D :D


gundog is correct.....the noise comes from the horses sheath....an odd sort of short sucking noise noticed while the horse is trotting or cantering...caused presumably from the movement of the penis within it causing a bit of a vacuum and often attributed to a build up of smegma, though i don't believe this is always the case, some horses just have noisier sheaths than others!
 
#8
starfire said:
gundog is correct.....the noise comes from the horses sheath....an odd sort of short sucking noise noticed while the horse is trotting or cantering...caused presumably from the movement of the penis within it causing a bit of a vacuum and often attributed to a build up of smegma, though i don't believe this is always the case, some horses just have noisier sheaths than others!
Urgh! You've just brought back some terrible memories of Melton Mowbray, circa 1969, whilst doing a course at the RAVC Equine Centre. I was young lad traumatised at having to clean out said smegma from the sheaf of the Brigadiers hunting horse.....I still wake up in a cold sweat. :) There was also his daughters, mare, an evil beast, that knew every trick in the book to bite, tail flick or kick you when being groomed. Only compensation were some of the very nice young ladies in the WRAC.
 
#9
Electric_Warrior said:
starfire said:
gundog is correct.....the noise comes from the horses sheath....an odd sort of short sucking noise noticed while the horse is trotting or cantering...caused presumably from the movement of the penis within it causing a bit of a vacuum and often attributed to a build up of smegma, though i don't believe this is always the case, some horses just have noisier sheaths than others!
Urgh! You've just brought back some terrible memories of Melton Mowbray, circa 1969, whilst doing a course at the RAVC Equine Centre. I was young lad traumatised at having to clean out said smegma from the sheaf of the Brigadiers hunting horse.....I still wake up in a cold sweat. :) There was also his daughters, mare, an evil beast, that knew every trick in the book to bite, tail flick or kick you when being groomed. Only compensation were some of the very nice young ladies in the WRAC.
It can be a little gross yes......all that black lumpy goo! But some nice warm water, sheath cleanser and a good strong pair of Marigold's and there you go, jobs a goodun!....my horse finds it rather therapeutic, cant think why....I must have the right touch! :wink:
 
#11
starfire said:
Bugsy said:
gundog said:
Bugsy,
For your edification, I have it on good authority that it is not the jacksey that makes a farty noise as you trot along. It is the wedding tackle that makes the noise, according to riding instructors.
According to riding instructors? So let me get this straight; they sit the wrong way round on Dobbin, with their head hanging over his arrse, just to ascertain where exactly the farting noises come from?

What a way to spend Easter! :D :D :D


gundog is correct.....the noise comes from the horses sheath....an odd sort of short sucking noise noticed while the horse is trotting or cantering...caused presumably from the movement of the penis within it causing a bit of a vacuum and often attributed to a build up of smegma, though i don't believe this is always the case, some horses just have noisier sheaths than others!

And disgusting bints clean all that horsey smegma out and oil thier c0cks with baby oil. Or was that just my ex wife, fcuk me though she wouldnt wash mine and rub it with baby oil oooh no. Goddam horsey women!!!!!! Bitter? me? your damm right!
 
#12
BarceBandit said:
By the cringe this takes me back, didn't Noel Cowerd write it?
"The bloodstained knickers in a London Taxi,
Rude noises coming from a horses jacksey,
Oh how a French Letter clings,
These foolish things,
Remind me of you,
The clinging odour of a Gents Urinal,
Some ba****d wiped his a*** on last nights Final,
These foolish things remind me of you"
The tattered remnants of a used French letter
That I discarded when I knew you better
Now when I pi$$ how it stings
These foolish things
They remind me of you
 
#13
gundog said:
Bugsy,
For your edification, I have it on good authority that it is not the jacksey that makes a farty noise as you trot along. It is the wedding tackle that makes the noise, according to riding instructors.
Not being horsey, I bow to your erudition.
However riding in a horsedrawn taxi in Amritsar in '73, the bloody thing did fart at me with gusto and I did see its arrse wink, by heaven it stank...
 
#14
Ancient_Mariner said:
BarceBandit said:
By the cringe this takes me back, didn't Noel Cowerd write it?
"The bloodstained knickers in a London Taxi,
Rude noises coming from a horses jacksey,
Oh how a French Letter clings,
These foolish things,
Remind me of you,
The clinging odour of a Gents Urinal,
Some ba****d wiped his a*** on last nights Final,
These foolish things remind me of you"
The tattered remnants of a used French letter
That I discarded when I knew you better
Now when I pi$$ how it stings
These foolish things
They remind me of you


Those were the days when every squaddy had a repertoire of such songs

and would get up in the NAAFI or pub and sing one at a drop of a hat.

Great fun.
 
#15
A sweaty sock inside an old French Letter
A dose of syphillis that won't get better
Oh how my heart goes ping
Each time these foolish things
Remind me of you
 
#16
Yer mum's old sofa that we used to shag on,
Those scented evenings when you had the rag on,
The snapping of g-strings,
These foolish things
Remind me of you
 
#17
BiscuitsAB

And disgusting bints clean all that horsey smegma out and oil thier c0cks with baby oil. Or was that just my ex wife, fcuk me though she wouldnt wash mine and rub it with baby oil oooh no. Goddam horsey women!!!!!! Bitter? me? your damm right!
Is this you?


 
#19
Bugsy said:
gundog said:
PS: has anybody actually had a butcher's at the documentary yet? Believe me, it really is worthwhile, if only to gather ammo for when Phoney Tony and Bush the Bewildered try to push the same agenda in Europe. Of course, that'll be after they've perfected their Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers number - across Lake Michigan.
Had a quick buthchers at the film and I love this quote,

PHILLIP JOHNSON: This whole Darwinian story, it seems to me, has been very much oversold. Everybody is told that it's absolutely certain and certainly true. And because it's called science, it has been proved again and again by absolutely unquestionable procedures. But this is not true. It's an imaginative story that has been spun on the basis of very little evidence.

So what does he think the Bible is then?
 
#20
And now you've left me with disease venereal,
I wrap my organ in a new material,
And when I slash, it stings,
These foolish things, remind me of you.
 

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