Oh eck, now youve started it, ive got 3 daughters( and 3 stepdaughters)Every single one of them .......and especially any of the 2 daughters townie boyfriends.
Another good combat indicator was if they had friends round.......pile of shoes and boots outside the back door meant they were country types ......townie friends would still be wearing shoes in the sitting room .
It's started round here ....townies wandering all over the place cause the countryside is "safer" they don't keep to footpaths and also can't tell the difference between a field of grass or a field of Barley . Most hate farmers and wouldn't be seen dead in the country normally ........we're 6 miles from the nearest town so they are driving here .
All I've wanted was a boyfriend with potential to turn up and utter those three joyous words ...
"Do you shoot?"
Daughter no1, (back from sunnier climes) and in love......
"Would you meet him Dad?"..
(He doesn't eat bacon IYKWIM..)
I'm not sure an AK47 is, what I had in mind,
Do they do matching pairs?
Re townies. Friends or Foe
White trainers are the giveaway here, tiptoeing on a concrete yard ffs!
It seldom ends well.