Many years ago when I was just a baby Gun bunny I was told of the ultimate field punishment.. The Mexican Bum W*nk. For those that have not heard of this, it basicly involves sending the most portly chap off to have a dump with strict instruction to keep all dangleberries etc in place. The 'victim' is then held down by every one (as I would imagine a struggle at this point). The Portly chap then puts his unclean hairy arrse on the nose and starts a rocking motion. This is accompanied by the mexican theme tune la ,lala, la la etc. Now is this just Urban legend to stop back chat to a Gun number 1 or was/ is this a real punishment???