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The Eurovision M*ng Contest

#2
Tremaine said:
Ireland entered a Turkey called Dustin....

Might have some fun with this if we can all be arrsed :wink:
So what would be a more appropriate name for a turkey then; Gobble???





Look out, here comes Jarrod! ;)
 
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Tremaine

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#3
Has a certain ring to it, "See if you like Gobble"

Here's the Top Ten Worst, possibly
The results of the BBC's Worst 10 Eurovision Songs vote should have these amongst them.
'La la la la la', by Sweden's The Bjeardies.
'Oompa Oompa, Ra Ra Ra', by Switzerland's Christine Dior.
'Death To Turkish Cyprus', by Greece's Bubble and Squeaks.
'Why Are We In A European Contest?', by Israel's The Mother-In-Laws.
'Heil Heidi Heidi', by Germany's The Goosesteppers In Dodgy Uniforms.
'We'll Never Surrender', by France's Jean-Marie le Pain.
'I Don't Adore My Mama', by Italy's Three Sarcasticos.
'Who Won The War Anyway?!', by Britain's Cliff Pilchard.
'What Gold?', by Switzerland's The Merchant Bankers.
'Nil Points Again', by Spain's Ridiculosa Histerjia.
 
#6
Tremaine said:
Has a certain ring to it, "See if you like Gobble"

Here's the Top Ten Worst, possibly
The results of the BBC's Worst 10 Eurovision Songs vote should have these amongst them.
'La la la la la', by Sweden's The Bjeardies.
'Oompa Oompa, Ra Ra Ra', by Switzerland's Christine Dior.
'Death To Turkish Cyprus', by Greece's Bubble and Squeaks.
'Why Are We In A European Contest?', by Israel's The Mother-In-Laws.
'Heil Heidi Heidi', by Germany's The Goosesteppers In Dodgy Uniforms.
'We'll Never Surrender', by France's Jean-Marie le Pain.
'I Don't Adore My Mama', by Italy's Three Sarcasticos.
'Who Won The War Anyway?!', by Britain's Cliff Pilchard.
'What Gold?', by Switzerland's The Merchant Bankers.
'Nil Points Again', by Spain's Ridiculosa Histerjia.
Why is Switzerland allowed to enter Eurovision twice? I smell favouratism!
 

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