The Eurovision M*ng Contest

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  1. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    So what would be a more appropriate name for a turkey then; Gobble???

    Look out, here comes Jarrod! ;)
  2. Has a certain ring to it, "See if you like Gobble"

    Here's the Top Ten Worst, possibly
    The results of the BBC's Worst 10 Eurovision Songs vote should have these amongst them.
    'La la la la la', by Sweden's The Bjeardies.
    'Oompa Oompa, Ra Ra Ra', by Switzerland's Christine Dior.
    'Death To Turkish Cyprus', by Greece's Bubble and Squeaks.
    'Why Are We In A European Contest?', by Israel's The Mother-In-Laws.
    'Heil Heidi Heidi', by Germany's The Goosesteppers In Dodgy Uniforms.
    'We'll Never Surrender', by France's Jean-Marie le Pain.
    'I Don't Adore My Mama', by Italy's Three Sarcasticos.
    'Who Won The War Anyway?!', by Britain's Cliff Pilchard.
    'What Gold?', by Switzerland's The Merchant Bankers.
    'Nil Points Again', by Spain's Ridiculosa Histerjia.
  3. Dustin used to be on the Irish TV show that Zig & Zag were on before they went to the Big Breakfast on Channel 4.
  4. Fcuk me, will we have Zippy and Bungle any time soon then? 8O
  5. Why is Switzerland allowed to enter Eurovision twice? I smell favouratism!