Women! Freud once said that the only thing he was not able to understand was women. They're something we feel we must conquer, one at a time. Somtimes it's hard (with age it's decidedly not ), sometimes they're easy, but it's always there in the back of our minds. What were the easy times, the hard times, the dry times? It's obvious after reading a few threads on the ARRSE that there are definately candidates who need some education. Me you say, I don't know what you're talking about! So bare all (metaphorically) and tell us your stories (and tips if you feel it necessary).