The Eternal Struggle

#1
Women!

Freud once said that the only thing he was not able to understand was women. They're something we feel we must conquer, one at a time. Somtimes it's hard (with age it's decidedly not :lol: ), sometimes they're easy, but it's always there in the back of our minds.

What were the easy times, the hard times, the dry times? It's obvious after reading a few threads on the ARRSE that there are definately candidates who need some education.

Me you say, I don't know what you're talking about!

So bare all (metaphorically) and tell us your stories (and tips if you feel it necessary).
 
#2
If you think women in general are bad, try ones who wear a grey beret 8O

In 20 odd years of working with them, not once have I come to understanding how their minds work.

I've given up with them and now masterbate frantically every night over pictures of Corporal in drag, he's a man and I understand how his mind works- well as close as we can understand the USMC
 
#3
So what do you need to know exactly?! Your only requirement is to get into her knickers on a regular basis..... it's easy:

1. Stay your unreconstructed male self - we don't like wimps
2. Take out the rubbish without being asked, offer to do the washing up and hoovering occasionally - she'll believe you see her as your equal
3. When she's telling you her problems, don't offer any solutions - trust me, we're a lot brighter than you and can work that one out for ourselves - just make lots of 'mmmm' noises and keep eye contact - she'll think you're a sensitive listener

Hey Presto!
 

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