The essential toy....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by ExPadBrat, Jan 29, 2007.

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  1. ExPadBrat

    ExPadBrat War Hero

    Not sure if this has been done before, had a quick squint but even if it has, well worth a second look!

    Saw this toy on ebay and it made me choke on my dinner laughing...
     
  2. Well its not like she is going to get up and do it herself.
    Is it wrong that i find this toy so amusing?
     
  3. Mazur_UK

    Mazur_UK War Hero

    of course not, the para-olyimpics are just a big comedy show
     
  4. PMSL yet Barbie seems strangely complete, should we not cut a leg off, or an arm at least !
    WW
     
  5. I wonder if she gets to/did lick the clear plastic window in her presentation box
     
  6. ExPadBrat

    ExPadBrat War Hero


    Can't we just rip her head off? Seems to amuse my four year old!!
     
  7. Or gouge a cunt out for her with a Phillips screwdriver.
     

  8. Are you Peter Sutcliffe?
     
  9. Blogg

    Blogg LE

  10. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    If the ones you've seen had crosshead slots you've been shafting ktois.
     
  11. jimnicebutdim

    jimnicebutdim Old-Salt

  12. bobath

    bobath LE

    Faintly disgusting?

    I don't feel well.
     
  13. FFS, man. Everyone knows that you use a heated slotted screwdriver for her flange and the Phillips head to make the balloon knot round the back.

    Bad drills, that man.
     
  14. IIRC, it came with a tiny little bottle of vodka, 300 muscle relaxants and a coathanger in the box.
     
  15. omniped

    omniped Swinger

    I see they are going to bring out a new doll 'Divorced Barbie'

    Comes with all Ken's kit as well.