the erm.... bedding of reporters

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by EX_STAB, Feb 29, 2008.

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  1. Danny Dyers' let himself go hasn't he!
     
  2. You have to remember that after 6 months-no-shagging-tour she would get it.
     
  3. I know of one embedded jurno who was in the last gulf show and is currently out in the Stan who just loves being around the lads, but then he bats for the other side so it's like window shopping around the Chippendales for him (but I'm sure he is being 'faithful' to his er, husband)!
     
  4. Hmmm. Wonder if she's interested in doing a Postgraduate degree. I could probably take her under my... wing.
     
  5. It has to be Dawn Porter on the face, 'don't wipe your arrse Dawn, i'll lick the shite for you!'
     
  6. Anything female has to be better than Kate Adie, she had a beard in '91 (proper Captain Birds eye job, honest)
     
  7. Fuck me look at the jaw line she has and proper squid lips as well!
     
  8. She'd get it
     
  9. f**king munter, she wouldn't even get it in the desert.
     
  10. Even the bloke behind her is thinking 'what a fcuking troll!'.
     
  11. Bet she's got a fanny the size of a BT manhole
     
  12. Sixty

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    Blimey. David Coulthard's let himself go a bit
     
  13. But I have it on good authority that a certain Lt Col RAOC did his bit for Queen and Country on more than one occassion during GW1:twisted:
     
  14. like they say she qualifies
    skirt. heart beat, and can stand up sometimes on her hind legs