The envy of the world.

#1
Edited to add this a bollocks apparantly, I really should check my sources.



Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than

600 employees and has the following employee statistics:

29 have been accused of spouse abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

9 have been accused of writing bad cheques

17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

Which organisation is this?

It's the 635 members of the House of Commons

P.S. Plus of course, the 'Smoking Ban' is not applicable at their
Place of employment either!

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British parliament, the envy of the world.
600 is about the size of an Inf Bn..

Wonder how this compares to a typical cross section of the society they represent?
 
#11
xinflurker said:
Cease Loading.

Got that in an email today, I'll send a correction back up the CoC

Looks like the arrsehole best place for this thread.
Nonsense. How many employers can boast that one of theirs was found dead wearing stockings and suspenders with an orange in his mouth and a bag over his head?
 
#19
happybonzo said:
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
I'll tell you something that is both truthful and a good story. For extra fun, I'll turn it into a quiz:-

ARRSE QUIZ

Which MP has been convicted of criminal conspiracy at the Old Bailey and was subsequently charged with and prosecuted for involvement in a bank robbery?

Clue : Gordon made him a cabinet minister in the last reshuffle.

A shiny sixpence goes to the sender of the first correct answer received at the Rest Home for Bewildered Matelots here in Las Vegas.
 
#20
My answer for the shiny sixpence is:

THE GREASIEST, SMARMIEST, MOST SELF-SEEKING, SELF-SATISFIED, SMUG GIT, IN A COLONY OF GITS THE MEMBER FOR NEATH, WHO ONCE HAD THE AFFRONTERY TO STAND AS A CANDIDATE HERE IN PUTNEY.

The prize if I win may be sent to the 'Why Did My Forebears Defend Our Freedom in Europe, so that A One-Eyed, Growling, Bottling Git Can Give It Away?' Fund.
 

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