The envy of the world.

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by xinflurker, Oct 17, 2007.

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  1. Edited to add this a bollocks apparantly, I really should check my sources.



    Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than

    600 employees and has the following employee statistics:

    29 have been accused of spouse abuse

    7 have been arrested for fraud

    9 have been accused of writing bad cheques

    17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

    3 have done time for assault

    71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

    14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

    8 have been arrested for shoplifting

    21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

    84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

    Which organisation is this?

    It's the 635 members of the House of Commons

    P.S. Plus of course, the 'Smoking Ban' is not applicable at their
    Place of employment either!

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    British parliament, the envy of the world.
    600 is about the size of an Inf Bn..

    Wonder how this compares to a typical cross section of the society they represent?
     
  2. Been done before, and proved to be miss-information.
     
  3. Is it wrong then?
    Mis-information seems a very political answer niether confirming or denying the information :D
     
  4. Yes, it's wrong.
     
  5. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
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  6. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
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  7. I know, I'm slow on the draw. :D
     
  8. Splendid, thankyou :D
     
  9. Cease Loading.

    Got that in an email today, I'll send a correction back up the CoC

    Looks like the arrsehole best place for this thread.
     
  10. Nonsense. How many employers can boast that one of theirs was found dead wearing stockings and suspenders with an orange in his mouth and a bag over his head?
     
  11. You make a good case...

    There are quite a few cottagers knocking about Westminster too.
     
  12. Seems quite tame, compared to most infantry battalions.
     
  13. Yeah, but what sicko wears rubber gloves? Fashion crime surely?