The end of the world is nigh!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Steven, Jun 3, 2008.

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    So as it seems that we all might be swept into a black hole at the end of the month what are the panels plans for the end of the world party?

    Just going to get blind drunk and miss all the fun (as normal) or have something more ambitious in mind?
  2. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    If it does, we won't know anything about it so who cares?
  3. Yes but now because of the power of the almighty arrse you DO know about it so you can plan the (very short) rest of your life.
  4. If we are going into a black hole then I'm going to charge up the batteries in the camera, I dont' want the flash giving out before I get some good momento shots to show future generations.... oh bugger....
  5. I suppose BBR doesn't have to commit suicide then
  6. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    "Aaaaaand.... always look on the briiiiiiight side of life..."
  7. I'm going to kill lorraine Kelly. Smug, self satisfied chubby jockslag.

    That's got nothing to do with this thread, I just hate her.
  8. Lets put her in the Atom Smashing chamber and see if we can send her to another dimension!

    Failing that, the superheated Atom Smashing process will vaporize her!
  9. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

    Why do people have to keep messing about?

  10. that's the b'tch. I want to do my own experiment, using her, a bottle of bleach and a 9 iron.
  11. I've just been offered 350/1 at Ladbrokes on the end of the world.
    I've put next months mortgage on it.
    You lot are going to be laughing on the other side of your face when I go to pick up my the has, FCUK, FCUK
  12. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    If you hear a fzzzzzzzzz, pltsscchhhhhhhh, POP, fazoooooooom, you'll know that the time as indeed er, come to a grinding halt.
  13. "The system is totally safe. There is nothing to fear," he said.

    Why does this statement worry me?
  14. So it's off to church to get in a quick burst of repentance just to be on the safe side then.
  15. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    Not to the convent school sixth-form?