The end of the world is nigh! Again.

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  1. So the mad scientists, not content with trying to kill us all with the Huge Collider thingy which only failed to destroy the Earth because it broke down, have now come up with another way of destroying the planet.

    They are going to turn the earth into another sun and we will all get a really extreme suntan.

    Doomed - we are all doooooomed .

    Again :p
  2. Doomed! Lets hope that thing works though, could be amazing if fusion actualy works..I mean, I'm only 29, but I've been hearing about it all my life, I want them lazy scientists to hurry up and get it sorted! Also flying cars and pill-based meals...
  3. Pils based meals? Do that on the weekends already. :)
  4. The Scots will love it, they've been waiting on the promise of Global Warming for years! :p
  5. The 'National Ignition Facility'? The Association of Pyromaniacs has gone a bit upmarket...

    I wonder if they're hiring?
  6. No need to worry if you live outside of North America.

    It is the "US National Ignition Facility" :lol:
  7. God, I wish that they would hurry up, it is almost time for the annual rate demand.
  8. chrisg46

    chrisg46 LE Book Reviewer

    Giant Frickin laser beams? God help us...
  9. Meanwhile, on the other side of the world the Chinese are breeding the world's largest frickin' sharks.

    I have an idea forming, but just... can't... quite...
  10. I could wish they hadn't described it as a "seismic event"... 8O