The End Of An Era...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by filthyphil, Nov 28, 2012.

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  1. And an Aussie paper chooses to illustrate this story with a piccy of Sheep -that's animal porn innit?
  2. Fixed, usual fee applies
  3. Typical. I wonder how long it'll be before we have to follow suit.
  4. "Mr Kiok said he was worried that if the law took effect the authorities would try to take away his dog"

    They can have my dog when they slide it off my cold, dead penis.
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  5. Jesus! For those wishing to ethically shag animals they've published a set of principles on their website.

    The ZETA-principles are:
    • Behandle ein Tier mit dem gleichen Respekt, mit dem auch Du behandelt werden willst.​
      Treat an animal with the same respect with which you also want to be treated.
    • Betrachte das Wohlergehen Deines tierischen Partners als genauso wichtig, wie Dein eigenes.​
      Consider the welfare of your animal partner as just as important as your own.
    • Bedenke, dass das Wohl des Tieres wichtiger ist als Dein Wunsch nach sexueller Befriedigung.​
      Keep in mind that the welfare of the animal is more important than your desire for sexual gratification.
    • Stehe denen, die Fragen haben, mit Rat zur Seite, aber stifte niemanden zur Zoophilie an.​
      Stand those who have issues with advice page, but no one pins for zoophilia on.
    • Rate denen, die nur nach einem “sexuellen Kick” suchen, vom Sex mit Tieren ab.​
      Rate of those who seek only to a "sexual thrill", from sex with animals from.
    • Kämpfe gegen die sexuelle Ausbeutung von Tieren zum Zwecke des finanziellen Gewinns.​
      Fights against the sexual exploitation of animals for the purpose of financial gain.
    • Kämpfe gegen die, die sexuellen Missbrauch an Tieren betreiben, oder andere dazu anstiften wollen​
      Fight against those who operate the sexual abuse of animals, or incite others to want

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    Or, in that context, they thought "Fuck it let's keep the dog buggerers happy too."
  7. Hey, she must have had somthing going for her, you married her..??.. :)
  8. It already is, but it's very specific about penises and vaginas or anuses. So you can happily blow goats all day long if you like.
  9. HeHe "go blow a goat" will be my nice version of get to fuck from now on. Mind you I suspect some of my neighbours probably would.
  10. Explains why ther was so much German spoken in Animal Farm. The mess version was running in the bar with a comatose Subby slumped in an armchair (not me, I sadly admit); enter CO with guests stage right. Nice.

    There was a dodgy website but the URL escapes me (as did the cat the other night).
  11. You can't argue with a man who has clearly done his research.
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