The Emperor Mongs Pronouncements

Kirkz

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Fang_Farrier

LE
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
EM "Don't pay for insurance for your very expensive car, insurance is for little people"

Twat " but what if the police should notice?"
EM "don't co-operate, and don't let them have your keys, they can't possibly do anything about it"

 

NSP

LE

Bootom

Old-Salt
EM "Don't pay for insurance for your very expensive car, insurance is for little people"

Twat " but what if the police should notice?"
EM "don't co-operate, and don't let them have your keys, they can't possibly do anything about it"

I wonder who the owner of the car plays for, City or United.
 

Joshua Slocum

LE
Book Reviewer
Our neighbours have been having building work carried out for the last six months
It has been a testing time
but today the Emperor was guiding them
one of the yoots has been chiselling the old render off the house ( its a semi detached) he ran a disc cutter down the wall to separate the adjoining property, but didnt use a chalk line or a laser or a spirit level !!
its not going to look good
but after sweeping up the big bits from the flat roof, he took the purple ones advice to clear up
Stiff Brush and Shovel ?
nope he got a leaf blower, and blew the roof clean all over the adjoining properties and parked vehicles
and into the open windows of the houses
thats proper clever aint it
 
Two stories
First, reason to revoke Iranian women's rights to drive, taking selfies and they crash


Second, bread maker thought would be funny to fashion a noose from dough, gets fired.

 
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Two stories
First, reason to revoke Iranian women's rights to drive, taking selfies and they crash


Second, bread maker thought would be funny to fashion a moose from dough, gets fired.

Lost a job from fashioning a moose?

That prank cost him deer...
 
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