The Emperor Mongs Pronouncements

EM: Go on my son, take your Land Rover off roading on private land.

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A 4x4 driver walked away with just cuts and bruises after rolling 100ft down a hillside.

The driver was trespassing on private land overnight on Sunday and lost control of the vehicle, North Wales Police said.

The force posted a picture of the damaged 4x4 vehicle on social media following the incident in Mold, Flintshire.
North Wales you say? Would it be too much to hope the driver is a scouser?
 
Purple smoke, smell of sulphur etc.

“Young man, you are invincible, you do what the feck you like and get away with it. Steal a motorcycle, pop a wheelie at high speed, schemie burds will swoon at your crazy ways.”

“Yes oh purple one. Normally I don’t take advice but I have a good feeling”.

Double dipper, he is a Darwin candidate if his cock doesn’t work again.

The emperor is one of the good guys.
Again? How many cocks does that cock have or has it grown back since February?
 
Purple smoke, smell of sulphur etc.

“Young man, you are invincible, you do what the feck you like and get away with it. Steal a motorcycle, pop a wheelie at high speed, schemie burds will swoon at your crazy ways.”

“Yes oh purple one. Normally I don’t take advice but I have a good feeling”.

Double dipper, he is a Darwin candidate if his cock doesn’t work again.

The emperor is one of the good guys.
10 weeks on a tag?

The PF should have had a sense of humour and added ' . . . to be spent watching lesbian porn, ya wee shite'.
 
You are a couple of coppers, you are at a double murder scene. You know you want to take some person pics.. go on...

 
You are a couple of coppers, you are at a double murder scene. You know you want to take some person pics.. go on...

This from the beeb article:

" Since their bodies were found forensic officers have been searching a large area of the park including a pond and have trawled through hundreds of thousands of tonnes of rubbish that was accidently cleared from the scene."

My emphasis. Precisely how big was this pile of rubbish and kudos to whoever shifted so much so quickly. I've never heard of anyone shifting so much stuff accidentally before either. Unless the journo writing the piece was talking out of their arse of course.
 
Is EM really this cruel?

"Go on, fight against face masks, you know freedom is more important than life itself."


video courtesy of the BBC website, content courtesy of EM
 

Joshua Slocum

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This from the beeb article:

" Since their bodies were found forensic officers have been searching a large area of the park including a pond and have trawled through hundreds of thousands of tonnes of rubbish that was accidently cleared from the scene."

My emphasis. Precisely how big was this pile of rubbish and kudos to whoever shifted so much so quickly. I've never heard of anyone shifting so much stuff accidentally before either. Unless the journo writing the piece was talking out of their arse of course.
lots of litter left all over the place after a weekend of partying
the council have a duty of care to keep the place clean and tidy
our lot go through at 4 am on a Sunday morning to remove all the rubbish left everywhere by the clubbers and take way artists
they may not have realised that any one was dead, might have seen them and thought they were sleeping it off or drugged up
 
The Emperor has been in the West Country again
Weston on mud as its affectionately known ( or not)
dopey tourists decide to cross the mud flats to get to the sea
MWHAAAAAAAA
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Maybe they couldn't read the signs ?
Maybe the signs stating the fcuking obvious should be in many many languages because the picture isn't very clear?
Maybe there should be special awareness posters in Birmingham?

(Actually it just looks like an every day street scene in India after a dodgy curry night!)

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