The Emperor Mongs Pronouncements

I read that as ‘The pisspoor hotel’.

well it won't be selling booze if it gets to reopen in a few days, so it's going to be fairly* crap


*more crap than it probably was previously
 

Joshua Slocum

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Take a close look at young Master Rashid
deffo a touch of the Mong
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Eleven people who conspired to supply cocaine have been jailed for over 65 years between them.

The offenders formed part of the self-styled ‘Dave’ county line, which was managed by offenders based in Gravesend and Dartford but supplied the substances primarily in Southend, Essex.
 

ancienturion

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Take a close look at young Master Rashid
deffo a touch of the Mong
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Eleven people who conspired to supply cocaine have been jailed for over 65 years between them.

The offenders formed part of the self-styled ‘Dave’ county line, which was managed by offenders based in Gravesend and Dartford but supplied the substances primarily in Southend, Essex.
Should have been 65 years each.
 

Joshua Slocum

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This Guy has a franchise from the Emperor
people send him their images and ask him to improve them or remove features
awesome, take a very close look at the bird on the horse

 

Helm

MIA
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This Guy has a franchise from the Emperor
people send him their images and ask him to improve them or remove features
awesome, take a very close look at the bird on the horse

link appears busted
 

ancienturion

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Book Reviewer
This Guy has a franchise from the Emperor
people send him their images and ask him to improve them or remove features
awesome, take a very close look at the bird on the horse

Morning @Joshua Slocum,
First glance, I thought he'd added the horse's cock, then saw the digit.
"Should've gone to SpecSavers".
 
This Guy has a franchise from the Emperor
people send him their images and ask him to improve them or remove features
awesome, take a very close look at the bird on the horse

God, I am laughing at the "Make me an agent" one. And the Mohammed Ali Boxer one
 

BratMedic

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EM: Greetings once again BratMedic, alles in ordnung mucker ?
BM: You again, sod off !
EM: Latest update on your dopey son, the Polish Pisshead has told him to go.
BM: Really, she's blootered again and it's only 10 am. She'll want him back when she sobers up..........hold on
EM: Exackerly my old mate......Polish Pissheads never sober up, mmwwwhhhaaaaahahahahah
BM: He's sold his old house and flogged off his furniture so he's got nowhere to go........errmmmm
EM: Hahahaha he's probably heading your way as we speak...mwwwhhahahahahahaha
BM: Eff off you kunt !
 

Joshua Slocum

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I keep getting this

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Might be an AD Blocker thing
I changed it to a better link
try this one
 

Helm

MIA
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Book Reviewer
Make your football ground look like it's full, said EM

But how,. we can't let anyone in.

Get your fans to send their photos in, print them and stick them on the seats, what could go wrong?

 

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