The Emperor Mongs Pronouncements

you can edit and crop the images
usually the police dont reveal them to the scum
and they have very expensive cars on the estate all parked up close together in the front gardens, a compliment I would repay very quickly
the vast majority of residents of our social housing estates are hard working people, but the Councils house the scum families into the better estates because some stupid social worker with degrees in basket weaving said that living amongst decent hardworking people would show them how to behave
as some one who grew up on one I know that is not true, they just threaten and bully other residents who then live in fear
the only thing they understand is getting arrested and finding life getting difficult, car not starting because some one has chopped the starter feed in the night, car uploaded and removed while in the pub , because they hid it away out of sight due to lack of a licence and tax, but it was spotted and called in, or because some one fitted a cheap self powered tracker ! during the night
Morning @Joshua Slocum,
This is how I imagine you;), but good luck and wish you every success.

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Bogie_Bear

War Hero
get a decent camera take lots of high res pics, preferably close ups, if you have a car with a dash cam leave it running with the windows open a little to capture audio ( the dash cam not the car) and facing them, download the video, put all of the images and videos on a photographic site like flickr, but with setting on private then invite them to view it, then if no action invite your local councillor to view it, ten minutes after that invite the local press to view it
it works trust me
, also speak to neighbours and other people in the area, get their names and details onboard, external CCTV as well
we have an external CCTV system, its excellent, covers 2 roundabouts and all the footpaths, I just note the time they scream past, snap a few pics if the camera is handy, and forward all of the images and video to the Police HQ, it is in the system then , in our case the local cops identified 3 stolen motorcycles, and 3 riders
all on the local council estate, all got a personal visit, bikes recovered, kids in court

Also worth doing is checking woods and commons where they ride, you will often find stolen motorcycles concealed, tools, and fuel
I spent a day watching them from a distance, taking photographs then early the next morning took a long chain and a big padlock and locked three bikes together, liberated all the petrol cans, plus the fuel from the tanks
then dropped the padlock key off to the local nick with the images and locations and engine and frame numbers clearly shown
all recovered that morning by a driver
Have you ever heard of PornHub or XHamster?...........
 

Joshua Slocum

LE
Book Reviewer
this one has the Emperors ear
go on my son chuck all that electronic shit all over the place, who will ever check it


Hants road policing
Is this the disciplined and organised office of a top of his game professional lorry driver? No. Its a blocked field of critical view likely to hide and kill a pedestrian or cyclist. #JOUCVU








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this one has the Emperors ear
go on my son chuck all that electronic shit all over the place, who will ever check it


Hants road policing
Is this the disciplined and organised office of a top of his game professional lorry driver? No. Its a blocked field of critical view likely to hide and kill a pedestrian or cyclist. #JOUCVU








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WTF.
I'm nicking that photo and sending it to a mate of mine who's a Trucker!
That's fucking howling.
 
this one has the Emperors ear
go on my son chuck all that electronic shit all over the place, who will ever check it


Hants road policing
Is this the disciplined and organised office of a top of his game professional lorry driver? No. Its a blocked field of critical view likely to hide and kill a pedestrian or cyclist. #JOUCVU








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Bloody hell. I thought my desk was messy but it's gleaming compared to that shitheap.
 

Joshua Slocum

LE
Book Reviewer
a couple of likely lads, used to bullying and threatening people take the Emperors advice and stab a woman to death
finally it sinks in
in Belarus the death sentence still stands
when the sentence was announced the people in court stood up and clapped
best way to get rid of scum
 
this one has the Emperors ear
go on my son chuck all that electronic shit all over the place, who will ever check it


Hants road policing
Is this the disciplined and organised office of a top of his game professional lorry driver? No. Its a blocked field of critical view likely to hide and kill a pedestrian or cyclist. #JOUCVU








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Wot, no massive stack of jazz mags? World's gone to pot since my brief stint as a binman in the 90's. I blame the internet.
 
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its all digital now I am told by young people
I wouldn't want to examine those screens too closely
I did think there was probably a Terabyte of grot on each one. I dunno what that lever on the dashboard does, but it looks important and I wonder if he ever struggles to find it?
 

NSP

LE
I dunno what that lever on the dashboard does, but it looks important
The one with the 'laccy band around it? I believe that may well be the handbrake!
 

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