The Emperor Mongs Pronouncements

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Through the smell and sight of tear gas, the smell and sight of purple sulphurous smoke takes over.

Bon jour mon petit Manifestant, yonder policeman with the riot gun*

.... go and act the arrse with him, there’s nothing he can do and femmes will dig you.

Tout suite votre excellency.

Play stupid games, get frapped.

*if that’s what it is.
Merde alors! In this country Plod would be on suspension pending a witch-hunt investigation, hiding from the outrage of the Twatterati and Faceberk mob.

Over there? Hailed as a hero of public safety and robust action in the face of civil disobedience (at least, by the government), nothing to see, no charges to answer, avez-vous un jolie jour.
 
Merde alors! In this country Plod would be on suspension pending a witch-hunt investigation, hiding from the outrage of the Twatterati and Faceberk mob.

Over there? Hailed as a hero of public safety and robust action in the face of civil disobedience (at least, by the government), nothing to see, no charges to answer, avez-vous un jolie jour.
But let's be honest, in the UK Plod would not be standing that close to to protestors whilst armed with any type of firearm. UK plod would be in a close formed line with his or her mates, all armed with shields and big sticks.......
 

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War Hero
But let's be honest, in the UK Plod would not be standing that close to to protestors whilst armed with any type of firearm. UK plod would be in a close formed line with his or her mates, all armed with shields and big sticks.......
Are you sure?
All the pics I see of Plod 'specially in London or that Brightony place, they're clutching rainbow flags and jigging around with the exotic demographic that seem to inhabit that funny space.
Cressida and Co. would never do something as outrageous as upset anyone, especially our colourful and exotic chaps and chapesses ( I've probably committed a pixel/ hate crime in the last few words, it's just sooo difficult) Its just not in keeping with the 'Service Provider Ethos'.....just look how overwhelmed the were simply escorting a middle aged baldy man off the pavement and into a car in a posh street in London yesterday....

The French simply dont understand anything about Policing...Obvs, Yah?
 

Joshua Slocum

LE
Book Reviewer
The Emperor gives sage and impartial advice to every one
some people need it more than others
A yoot from Cambs who goes by the name of Alex Hobbs, and latterly can be seen bumming lifts and using public transport, had a small accident with his car
being a god behind the wheel he threw his ford fiesta about as if it were an RS2000
however his total lack of intelligence and overconfidence led to the car ending up on its roof
oops
now at this point most people would get out count their lucky stars, get the wreck recovered and sold, and move on
but not Nobber Hobbs
oh no, with the cunning of Professor Moriarty he took advice again from the purple one
what could go wrong
he reported his jam jar stolen when some violent thugs attacked him and stole the keys ???
I mean you can bloody give away fiestas, they aint cool innit bruv
But to confise the poor overworked Police of his plight, he got a mate to plant a fucking saucepan right in his grid
deep joy
however under polite questioning by Cambridgeshires finest who are used to dealing with web footed mongs he cracked and coughed up to it
Last thursday the Emperors Disciple was rewarded with a six month driving ban, a 12 month community order, and 60 hours of unpaid work, and most likely on a blacklist of insurers
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The Emperor gives sage and impartial advice to every one
some people need it more than others
A yoot from Cambs who goes by the name of Alex Hobbs, and latterly can be seen bumming lifts and using public transport, had a small accident with his car
being a god behind the wheel he threw his ford fiesta about as if it were an RS2000
however his total lack of intelligence and overconfidence led to the car ending up on its roof
oops
now at this point most people would get out count their lucky stars, get the wreck recovered and sold, and move on
but not Nobber Hobbs
oh no, with the cunning of Professor Moriarty he took advice again from the purple one
what could go wrong
he reported his jam jar stolen when some violent thugs attacked him and stole the keys ???
I mean you can bloody give away fiestas, they aint cool innit bruv
But to confise the poor overworked Police of his plight, he got a mate to plant a ******* saucepan right in his grid
deep joy
however under polite questioning by Cambridgeshires finest who are used to dealing with web footed mongs he cracked and coughed up to it
Last thursday the Emperors Disciple was rewarded with a six month driving ban, a 12 month community order, and 60 hours of unpaid work, and most likely on a blacklist of insurers
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Amusing but I was hoping for a picture of his face after his mate 'helping' him.
 
Amusing but I was hoping for a picture of his face after his mate 'helping' him.
Am betting he has plenty of ink, including throat and up close to the ears.
 
The Emperor gives sage and impartial advice to every one
some people need it more than others
A yoot from Cambs who goes by the name of Alex Hobbs, and latterly can be seen bumming lifts and using public transport, had a small accident with his car
being a god behind the wheel he threw his ford fiesta about as if it were an RS2000
however his total lack of intelligence and overconfidence led to the car ending up on its roof
oops
now at this point most people would get out count their lucky stars, get the wreck recovered and sold, and move on
but not Nobber Hobbs
oh no, with the cunning of Professor Moriarty he took advice again from the purple one
what could go wrong
he reported his jam jar stolen when some violent thugs attacked him and stole the keys ???
I mean you can bloody give away fiestas, they aint cool innit bruv
But to confise the poor overworked Police of his plight, he got a mate to plant a ******* saucepan right in his grid
deep joy
however under polite questioning by Cambridgeshires finest who are used to dealing with web footed mongs he cracked and coughed up to it
Last thursday the Emperors Disciple was rewarded with a six month driving ban, a 12 month community order, and 60 hours of unpaid work, and most likely on a blacklist of insurers
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All very good Josh but what about the lamp post?
 
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