The Emperor Mongs Pronouncements

Joker62

ADC
Book Reviewer
Scottish Mong TJay McGhee ( what sort of name is that then ) gets riding advice from the great one
showing off his skills on a stolen motorbike, collides with a family car and slices his cock open
it would only have been funnier is the idle workshy thieving little **** had lost it entirely

He does this - "McGhee admitted to driving a vehicle dangerously by repeatedly driving at excessive speeds, driving the vehicle on one wheel and causing it to collide with a car causing damage to both vehicles and injury to the occupants of the car at Muirhouse Parkway, Edinburgh, on August 17 last year.
He also pleaded guilty to charges of using the vehicle without lawful consent or authority, driving with no valid insurance and only having a provisional licence during the same incident."

And gets this - "The sheriff banned McGhee from driving for 16 months and told him he must stay within his home address while wearing a tag between 8pm and 6.30am for the next 10 weeks."
What kind of punishment is that, FFS?
 

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War Hero
Scottish Mong TJay McGhee ( what sort of name is that then ) gets riding advice from the great one
showing off his skills on a stolen motorbike, collides with a family car and slices his cock open
it would only have been funnier is the idle workshy thieving little **** had lost it entirely

Alongside that story..


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Insert your own blonde/dog joke.
 

AlienFTM

MIA
Book Reviewer
Alongside that story..




Insert your own blonde/dog joke.
Suzy Cairns, of West Lothian, who reportedly admitted to possessing photos of violent child pornography, was adamant that she didn’t have sex with her dog. She did admit to engaging in other forms of sexual activity with the canine, including photos of sex acts with the dog involving whipped cream.

Not much imagination required there.
 
I have a dog costume someplace if that would help ??
Ummm no Ta..
I was just looking at the lass called Suzy, she's a bit of a porker.... Funnily enough my first wife was calked Suzy. She was a grossly obese waste of oxygen as well.
Lives in Cheltenham now I believe, works on reception in one of the hospitals.
 

Joshua Slocum

LE
Book Reviewer
Ummm no Ta..
I was just looking at the lass called Suzy, she's a bit of a porker.... Funnily enough my first wife was calked Suzy. She was a grossly obese waste of oxygen as well.
Lives in Cheltenham now I believe, works on reception in one of the hospitals.
I will look her up, I am spending a lot of time there of late ( not for me every other bugger keeps karking it)
 
Huge lass with a big moon face. Suzanne is her name, I divorced her 20 years ago now. She's remarried some other gullible ******.
Was she obese when you married her?
 
Huge lass with a big moon face. Suzanne is her name, I divorced her 20 years ago now. She's remarried some other gullible ******.
ScaleyAlbereto would like to know if you still have her number.
 

Londo

LE
Would there be all this fuss if it was a black lab ?
 
It would appear the Great Emperor is branching out into costume hire.

Image result for deontay wilder costume

Go on, looking like me will frighten the pikey witless, you'll be a shoo-in.

Is you sure?

Would I lie to you?
 

Gout Man

LE
Book Reviewer

Gout Man

LE
Book Reviewer
It would appear the Great Emperor is branching out into costume hire.

Image result for deontay wilder costume

Go on, looking like me will frighten the pikey witless, you'll be a shoo-in.

Is you sure?

Would I lie to you?
I read somewhere that he blamed the costume for his defeat saying it was to heavy.

Made him self look like a twat, and made him self sound like a twat. I’ll put him down as a probable twat.
 
Suzy Cairns, of West Lothian, who reportedly admitted to possessing photos of violent child pornography, was adamant that she didn’t have sex with her dog. She did admit to engaging in other forms of sexual activity with the canine, including photos of sex acts with the dog involving whipped cream.

Not much imagination required there.
I hope it wasn't that crappy aerosol cream........ at least give poor brute the dignity of some good Jersey cream.
 

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