Ha, a bright c***.Years ago a mate told us this story about his wife's best friend.
She was on her way to a gynecologist appointment and called in to see his wife on the way.
(Friend) I'm in a rush, Just popping in I am on my way to the gynecologist. Can I use your bathroom to freshen up before I go?
(Wife) Of course you can, call back after and we will have a cup of tea and a chat.
She call back after the appointment and they have a chat.
(W) Every think OK?
(F) Yes, no probs, just a check up. Although he did say something a bit odd.
(F) Well he said 'it's nice to see you've made an effort.'
(W) Why, what had you done?
(F) Nothing, all I had used was your femfresh in the bathroom.
(W) But I don't have any femfresh.
(F) Yes you do I used the spray tin in your bathroom cupboard.
(W) That's glitter.