Being as you and others have made cocks out of yourselves over not knowing how messenger works, I am not surprised you don't know I haven't worked in a shopping precinct for 5 years or in retail for 9 months.As I've already pointed out, and you've acknowledged, I know (and knew) it's not him. There's no mistakenly involved. I've seen him on Facebook, and I know precisely how FB Messenger works.
Now **** off back to your shopping precinct, there's a good chap.
Cheers, have a nice day.Being as you and others have made cocks out of yourselves over not knowing how messenger works, I am not surprised you don't know I haven't worked in a shopping precinct for 5 years or in retail for 9 months.
Plenty of posts about my new role though trigger.
EM: "What-ho, minion! You're looking particularly red-faced and triggered this day, what ails thee?"
B2: "O Purple-robed saviour, people on the Interwebs vex me greatly and take no heed of my wisdom."
EM: "Why, simply call them names and post from your phone to be sure of quickness.."
B2: "It shall be as you command, your Imperial Sulphurosity! I shall call someone a fat **** immediately, and all shall fear my wrath!"
EM: "Splendid work, my minion. I shall now disappear in a cloud of purple smoke and leave you to contemplate what's included in screenshots from your phone. Oh, and 'grats on the ROPs BTW, thou art truly a worthy acolyte."
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That ugly fucker in the right-hand corner's BB?
Ha ha haaaa ha! I've got more hair! Which is saying something...
Oh dear oh dear so many stereotypes confirmed.
It could only be worse if the smug twat has a ponytail on the back of that.
Made my morning that.
Are those Reactolites he's wearing?
Would not look like Daniel Craig even if he had hair.
Biggest laugh of this week.
He'll eventually feel the need to change it again so here it is for posterity:-
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In all seriousness, if this pic is on his corporate website or LinkdIn or whatever then he should think about changing it; I wouldn't take financial advice from the person so depicted.
Then again, whilst I might look a bit silly I'm far from being stupid.
That has made my ******* day!!! I've got the sad twat on ignore so would have missed this..
I was going to use it. Perhaps the whole of ARRSE should change their avatar to his pic for a week.
And we can all look like a **** for a week. Shame he's got to look like one forever.
So why the winky face, it isn't him. You would only think it was him if you were a stupid cünt who doesn't know how messenger works and now has a random mate of Bravobravo as a avatar...It's OK, M**e, I know the picture isn't you
To be fair to little ole B_B, the picture isn't him. His FB security is so shite anyone can see his ugly mug, in and out of uniform.
It's been funny seeing him spittle-flecking the site all the same.
So you know it's not bravobravo but someone who may be another arrse member, or just some random friend or relative of bravobravo and you still use his pic thinking it'll upset him?Cheers, have a nice day.
A gargantuan display of epic, legendary shitcuntery.So why the winky face, it isn't him. You would only think it was him if you were a stupid cünt who doesn't know how messenger works and now has a random mate of Bravobravo as a avatar...
Riding that Reverso-cycle like Danny McAskill aren't you.
Quoted all you divs "not" thinking its him and getting a chubby on.
So you know it's not bravobravo but someone who may be another arrse member, or just some random friend or relative of bravobravo and you still use his pic thinking it'll upset him?
Yep that's telling him.
Its blatantly obvious you and the others all leapt on it thinking it was him.
Some epic stupid cuntery from your little clique and the permasend war dodging cuńt will be laughing at you.
Its feeble shit like this and Brexit bores are why I open arrse less and less daily.
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