The Emperor Mongs Pronouncements

Somewhere in Saudi Arabia....

EM: "Oi, you pssst...body guard chap..., you employers wife really likes you, may perhaps you flash the pork sword in her direction"

BG: "EM, your magnificence but she is married to the Saudi Royal family...they make people dead when people do things they dislike"

EM: "Listen, think of the bragging rights at the Army v Navy match next year, go on she is gagging for it"

BG: "What the hell lets go for it"

A puff of smoke and the EM chortles himself away.

Bodyguard porks Saudi Princess.
 
Somewhere in Saudi Arabia....

EM: "Oi, you pssst...body guard chap..., you employers wife really likes you, may perhaps you flash the pork sword in her direction"

BG: "EM, your magnificence but she is married to the Saudi Royal family...they make people dead when people do things they dislike"

EM: "Listen, think of the bragging rights at the Army v Navy match next year, go on she is gagging for it"

BG: "What the hell lets go for it"

A puff of smoke and the EM chortles himself away.

Bodyguard porks Saudi Princess.
"The friendship with Mr Flowers is believed to be the reason the Princess has fled the Arab kingdom and is now in hiding at the family's £85million London home and awaiting a divorce hearing from Sheikh Maktoum"

The sacrifices some people make for love.
 
Somewhere in Saudi Arabia....

EM: "Oi, you pssst...body guard chap..., you employers wife really likes you, may perhaps you flash the pork sword in her direction"

BG: "EM, your magnificence but she is married to the Saudi Royal family...they make people dead when people do things they dislike"

EM: "Listen, think of the bragging rights at the Army v Navy match next year, go on she is gagging for it"

BG: "What the hell lets go for it"

A puff of smoke and the EM chortles himself away.

Bodyguard porks Saudi Princess.

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Somewhere in Saudi Arabia....

EM: "Oi, you pssst...body guard chap..., you employers wife really likes you, may perhaps you flash the pork sword in her direction"

BG: "EM, your magnificence but she is married to the Saudi Royal family...they make people dead when people do things they dislike"

EM: "Listen, think of the bragging rights at the Army v Navy match next year, go on she is gagging for it"

BG: "What the hell lets go for it"

A puff of smoke and the EM chortles himself away.

Bodyguard porks Saudi Princess.
That's take close protection a little too far
 
Somewhere in Saudi Arabia....

EM: "Oi, you pssst...body guard chap..., you employers wife really likes you, may perhaps you flash the pork sword in her direction"

BG: "EM, your magnificence but she is married to the Saudi Royal family...they make people dead when people do things they dislike"

EM: "Listen, think of the bragging rights at the Army v Navy match next year, go on she is gagging for it"

BG: "What the hell lets go for it"

A puff of smoke and the EM chortles himself away.

Bodyguard porks Saudi Princess.
Where the feck does that cultural appropriating camel jockey get his shoes from?
They look like Primark rejects.
 
The decided to visit academia, why not do some research on fake news he said, actually scrub that just invent some stuff no one will notice, no don't worry you won't end up retracting your article it's all clouds, fluffy bunnies and rivers of sweet goodness

 
The decided to visit academia, why not do some research on fake news he said, actually scrub that just invent some stuff no one will notice, no don't worry you won't end up retracting your article it's all clouds, fluffy bunnies and rivers of sweet goodness

I bet that's fake news too.
 
New hangar employee: I wonder what this button on the wall is for.

EM: It can't be important otherwise they wouldn't leave it stuck on the wall like that why don't you press it and we'll find out

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EM: "Oi! Scrotey minion; that knife you just stabbed that bloke with. Chuck it away in full sight of the cop with the taser trained on you."
SM: "Top idea Mongaaaaghh!

Linky:
ZAAAP!
His gobby mate could do with the good news too.
 

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