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Last weekend was the local distillery's open day. free drams, free tours, free drams, free information on their new bio mass boiler, free drams.
Did I mention that there was free drams, Saturday and Sunday

However due to His Eminence, I was instead looking after two 5 year olds and a 6 year old. All weekend. Without transport.
 
Are you really trying to convince readers that you've never ejaculated into your own underpants whilst strangling an antelope?
Happens to me on an almost weekly basis.
 
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Are you really trying to convince readers that you've never ejaculated into your own underpants whilst strangling an antelope?

Is Antelope Latin for whore?
 
Last weekend was the local distillery's open day. free drams, free tours, free drams, free information on their new bio mass boiler, free drams.
Did I mention that there was free drams, Saturday and Sunday

However due to His Eminence, I was instead looking after two 5 year olds and a 6 year old. All weekend. Without transport.
Have you seen a film called Frozen?
 

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