'Police have reported a motorist "for too many offences to mention" after catching him driving a car which didn't have a steering wheel or a front seat. Officers tweeted their shock after pulling over the car in King's Lynn. The driver was said to be "sitting on a bucket" and "steering with a pair of mole grips".'
The late Paul Thomas "Scotty" Houston of Carrickfergus was nicked for (nearly exactly) that in 1990. Steering with Vise-Grips and sitting on a lemonade crate. Gold mark 4 Cortina. I know the peeler that stopped him: said he did so because Scotty was sitting so low down, he thought it must have been a kid driving.
Just sold my canoe for £35.00. How am I going to get it from my mums garage to my house?
Big puff of smoke and a sulphurous pong.
EM- 'Don't mess about with a roof rack young man, just put a blanket on your dashboard and carry it in the car'
Me-' Are you sure, your mightiness, what about the windscreen?'
EM - 'What could possibly go wrong? Get on with it!'
5 minutes and the very first speed hump ....... bump....crack!!!!