The Emperor Mongs Pronouncements

[721CXT]

"Have her washed and sent to my quarters."

 

[Helm]

"Have her washed and sent to my quarters."

You haven't quite got the hang of this thread have you ? Did you perhaps get a whiff of sulphur as you hit the send button?

 

[721CXT]

You haven't quite got the hang of this thread have you ? Did you perhaps get a whiff of sulphur as you hit the send button?

I hit send on what I thought was 'Come and have a go..' then the wife wanted me to get her out of yet another fine mess. When I got back it was nowhere to be found. So I re-did it.
That's the second time that's happened. I'd like to blame my laptop........
But I know it was me.

 

[celticguy]

I hit send on what I thought was 'Come and have a go..' then the wife wanted me to get her out of yet another fine mess. When I got back it was nowhere to be found. So I re-did it.
That's the second time that's happened. I'd like to blame my laptop........
But I know it was me.

Now THAT is worthy of this thread.

 

[Nitrousferatu]

I hit send on what I thought was 'Come and have a go..' then the wife wanted me to get her out of yet another fine mess. When I got back it was nowhere to be found. So I re-did it.
That's the second time that's happened. I'd like to blame my laptop........
But I know it was me.

I think you'll find His Imperial Highness visiting you again very shortly in return for such an offhand presumption.

 

[NSP]

I wonder if the Boys in Blue will be paying them a welfare visit in the near future?

Quite a few offences being committed as far as I know.

Including apparently making a threat against Met' employees. Clever lad...

 

[ObnoxiousJockGit]

I hit send on what I thought was 'Come and have a go..' then the wife wanted me to get her out of yet another fine mess. When I got back it was nowhere to be found. So I re-did it.
That's the second time that's happened. I'd like to blame my laptop........
But I know it was me.

Yup!
Formula 1 - 2017 season

 

[Browning Bow]

 

[Nimbus]

Go on, set your family budgie free;
Family Releases Bird Back to the Wild and It Goes Terribly, Terribly Wrong

"Shared on twitter"
Arf arf

 

[ObnoxiousJockGit]

"if he had another gun to defend himself maybe this wouldn't have happened"

 

[scoldog]

"if he had another gun to defend himself maybe this wouldn't have happened"

'Merica, **** yeah!

 

[adouglasmhor]

A flash and that oh-so familiar whiff...

EM - Hey Young Liam, why don't you and your mates take a photo and scare the shit of the Everton fans before the big game? You could even tool up and really scare them?
YL - That's a great idea! I'll even post it on my Twitter. It's sure to get a lot of people quaking.



Muahahahahaa

The responses to this are epic. His latest? "from now on anyone disrespects me or annoys me I'll dm to arrange a fight implementing a no nonsense policy on this account now

"

Poor boy.

That's a nice Yorkshire billhook, just needs a good clean with some oil and steel wool and some work with a whetstone and you're ready to do some serious hedgework.

 

[CaptainRidiculous]

That's a nice Yorkshire billhook, just needs a good clean with some oil and steel wool and some work with a whetstone and you're ready to do some serious hedgework.

4 Candles:
'Billhooks'

 

[ViroBono]

Malaysian man: "Eminence, I am finding that fishing the traditional way takes time. I have invented a rod connected to electricity, with which to stun the fish. Have I your approval?"
EM: "What could possibly go wrong?"

 

[Maple]

Nice cammo.....