The Emperor Mongs Pronouncements

[scoldog]

No. he used the N word.

Neighbour?

 

[aardvark64]

Neighbour?

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Have we had 'nonce' yet?

 

[scoldog]

Have we had 'nonce' yet?

Keep going, I'll think we'll get there eventually

 

[Oops]

My dad (God rest his soul) loved a pint of mild, but it’s getting harder to get Nowdays. He used to wonder into Ormskirk town centre every lunchtime with his little trolly to pick up bits and pieces and grab a sneaky pint on the way back home. My mum used to pretend she was oblivious to it all

In fact I think the last place he could actually get a pint of mild was in the Railway Pub, thankfully he was housebound before it closed So he never new the town Mildless.

Just for you @CAARPS ....

I'dve gone in and raised a pint of mild for th'owd fella.. yours and mine.

( You had me surprised saying it had shut..
It's only closed was because it was 11.00 this morning.........Market Day an all!)

 

[wheel]

Have we had 'nonce' yet?

Nope ?.

 

[Gravdigger]

Have we had 'nonce' yet?

Brow nonce though he'd play.
Does that count?

 

[bentobox]

I fear this young man is due a visit from the Emperor (PBUH) if he keeps pushing his luck:

Briton poses as worker to dangle one-handed from crane 1,200ft above Dubai

Adam Lockwood evades detection to scale crane atop skyscraper and cling from metal bar with just one hand

www.theguardian.com

 

[ancienturion]

I fear this young man is due a visit from the Emperor (PBUH) if he keeps pushing his luck:

Briton poses as worker to dangle one-handed from crane 1,200ft above Dubai

Adam Lockwood evades detection to scale crane atop skyscraper and cling from metal bar with just one hand

www.theguardian.com

A Darwin hopefully.

 

[Mark_Addy]

Nugget ?

I think you'll find that's pronounced 'noo-gah'

 

[theoriginalphantom]

No. he used the N word.

 

[old_n_fat]

Probably would with anything from Argos/Elizabeth Duke

Awww, that's sweet. You don't think the actual ring has the 4.5 karat hall mark, synonymous with Argos while the insurance claim ring has a 22 karat hall mark.

 

[Londo]

I think you'll find that's pronounced 'noo-gah'

I was thinking along the lines of Southern Fried Chicken Nugget

 

[Walter_Ego]

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Makes me cry with laughter every time , especially the camera mans’ reaction

 

[Channel Hopper]

I was once asked why I kept beating my son .
My response of “ he’s got no defense , poor footwork and won’t commit to roadwork “ wasn’t the correct answer , apparently

eharmony walt

 

[Channel Hopper]

A Darwin hopefully.

It’s something I know I can do and that 99% of the world can’t and never will do, so I feel obliged to use my ability and enjoy doing it in the process

Hopefully the twat won't take anyone else out when he turns his next trick.

 

[CaptainRidiculous]

It’s something I know I can do and that 99% of the world can’t and never will do, so I feel obliged to use my ability and enjoy doing it in the process

Hopefully the twat won't take anyone else out when he turns his next trick.

some poor sod will have to clean up the strawberry jam, even if he doesn't hit somebody.

 

[lokiuk]

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NAGGERS?

 

[scoldog]

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[Richard Headicus]

NAGGERS?

No. That would be *wives!

*As in one man having only one wife, as opposed to many men being nagged.

 

[TamH70]

Just had three short haired junkie fuckwits come to my door at four in the morning, accusing me of having a mate called Stewart, or Stuart, or however their junkie minds spell it, that's been banging up through their floor as they're being noisy junkie fuckwits, and his Purple Eminence must have been advising them as not only do l not know any Stuart, or Stewart, so he can't be my mate, but I don't know them either. Or what landing they're on so I can't return the favour with some help from my actual mate, Peter the claw hammer.

One of the cnuts threatened to kill me and bury me in the local park, which is nice. As l was only wearing my Reebok boxer briefs at the time, l avoided listening to the Emperor's advice to go after them as I wasn't equipped properly, so l told the gobby **** good night, **** off, and slammed the door.

To be honest, I am torn between phoning the Bill, waiting for them to come back so the gobbiest **** among them can meet Peter, or going looking for them. I don't like junkie cnuts at my door threatening me on behalf of someone who l don't know,.

And what's even worse, since I wasn't wearing my glasses, I couldn't even give a good description of the cnuts to the police. ******* shit way to start my birthday.
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I am probably going to have to find Stewart, or Stuart, and give him the Gypsy"s Warning about these goings on.

I am scared though. Not just of the three junkies, but of me, as I would like nothing better to do than try my very best to kill all three of them.