The Emperor Mongs Pronouncements

[Mr_Fingerz]

Cyclist says he was refused service at Costa Coffee drive-through – due to company policy “not to serve people on bikes”

An employee allegedly told the cyclist that bikes weren’t permitted as “they’re not road legal, taxed or insured”

road.cc

How do they "know" that the cars are?

 

[lastwalt]

How do they "know" that the cars are?

Their cameras are linked into the nationwide Police ANPR system.




Would be an interesting rumour to start, anyway.

 

[Yokel]

How do they "know" that the cars are?

If they are anything like one of the local McDonalds places near me then the car park will be full of Police cars so they can probably get a PNC check.

Their cameras are linked into the nationwide Police ANPR system.




Would be an interesting rumour to start, anyway.

Not quite as funny as McPolice though, is it? The idea has merits though as there are lots of coppers there to deal with the miscreants.

 

[theinventor]

Not sure if this classes as an EM inspired cock up, but is a good story anyway.

Remember those BT Trimphones from the 80's and 90's, that had the luminous dial thingee? The glow in the dark was created using Tritium, a radioactive element. When BT decided to retire them all, they gathered faasands of them together and then some bright spark realised that the one drop of Tritium per phone, added up to a lot of Tritium when you have over 2 million of them in one place.

I went down to AEA Winfrith on a number of occasions when they were building the recovery plant there and the standing joke was that had BT just told everyone to bin the phone, they would never have had enough Tritium in one place to make it a danger. Instead they spent millions having to safely break the glass dial and recover the Tritium from each one. Oops!

Radiation

Bit like this guy Did a 17-Year-Old Eagle Scout Build a Nuclear Reactor in His Mom’s Backyard?

 

[stacker1]

Save yourself a few quid on the parking...

Stansted Airport: Driver gets stuck trying to avoid parking fees

The motorist's "bad day" continued when he was found to be disqualified and had his car seized.

www.bbc.com

 

[wheel]

Save yourself a few quid on the parking...

Stansted Airport: Driver gets stuck trying to avoid parking fees

The motorist's "bad day" continued when he was found to be disqualified and had his car seized.

www.bbc.com

What again

 

[ExREME.TECH]

Remember that famous bloke your mum shagged, Freddy Starr?
Look what he did to get famous, you babe have the whole world at only a push of a send button. How about it?

RSPCA investigation launched as woman filmed appearing to eat hamster

It has been described as an 'extremely upsetting video'

www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk

 

[CC_TA]

Remember that famous bloke your mum shagged, Freddy Starr?
Look what he did to get famous, you babe have the whole world at only a push of a send button. How about it?

RSPCA investigation launched as woman filmed appearing to eat hamster

It has been described as an 'extremely upsetting video'

www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk

What's the problem with scrranning it?
Will I get those RSPCA cnuts round if I videoing myself eating fish fingers later? Was it passed its best before date or something?

 

[CaptainRidiculous]

EM: Go on, send pics of you getting a BJ to random folk on your flight.

Airline passenger arrested after sending photo of GENITALS to others

Footage showed the man - identified as Larry - as he was ousted by passengers and spoken to by a member of the flight crew. The incident took place on a flight from Detroit to Denver on Saturday

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Blogg]

How do they "know" that the cars are?

It doesn't matter.

Just told an entitled prick on a bike to do one

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Cyclist says he was refused service at Costa Coffee drive-through – due to company policy “not to serve people on bikes”

An employee allegedly told the cyclist that bikes weren’t permitted as “they’re not road legal, taxed or insured”

road.cc

Most drive through places have a policy of not walking or cycling through.

except a McPlops in Pompey (just off Dundas Lane) when a mate* and I were 'merry' and we queued up with the cars, made engine noises and pretended to have problems rolling down the window.


*she was incredibly fit

 

[Londo]

EM: Go on, send pics of you getting a BJ to random folk on your flight.

Airline passenger arrested after sending photo of GENITALS to others

Footage showed the man - identified as Larry - as he was ousted by passengers and spoken to by a member of the flight crew. The incident took place on a flight from Detroit to Denver on Saturday

www.dailymail.co.uk

'Larry' seem a bit of a dick TBH

 

[TamH70]

'Larry' seem a bit of a dick TBH

Hope he enjoys Federal time...

 

[theoriginalphantom]

'Larry' seem a bit of a dick TBH

The size of the fat bastard I think a bit is all anyone is ever going to see

 

[PlasticCabDriver]

The size of the fat bastard I think a bit is all anyone is ever going to see

The complainant who took the video is not exactly Kate Moss:

(Perhaps one for the sneering at fat people thread as well)

 

[NSP]

The complainant who took the video is not exactly Kate Moss:

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(Perhaps one for the sneering at fat people thread as well)

Ugh!! Tats!! And put a bra on you saggy critter!!!

 

[FourZeroCharlie]

The complainant who took the video is not exactly Kate Moss:

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(Perhaps one for the sneering at fat people thread as well)

Oh! look - a 'Free Spirit'.

Can I be the one to tell her that she'll die alone?

 

[colinmc400]

The complainant who took the video is not exactly Kate Moss:

View attachment 673472

(Perhaps one for the sneering at fat people thread as well)

Militant from Viz?

 

[theoriginalphantom]

The complainant who took the video is not exactly Kate Moss:

View attachment 673472

(Perhaps one for the sneering at fat people thread as well)

she isn't (as far as I know) sending unsolicited pics of her dick to people though.

 

[Pagan-Image]

Oh! look - a 'Free Spirit'.

Can I be the one to tell her that she'll die alone?

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I once read Jeremy Clarkson describe that all socialists have frizzy hair and disappointing breasts, this is a prime example!