Can you get hold of business cards for local taxi firms? Pop them at his place at the table.
and shoe shops.
and a go outdoors card
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"No, B-i-L, you cannot, when visiting Safferland, drive my car"
"well, I'm only banned in Britain"
"Nope, you are banned WORLDWIDE!"
And he drives like a cnut as well.
CC_TA
LE
Oyster cards, cycling proficiency courses, copies of the Highway Code, get insurance companies to contact him, fake auto trader adds with his mobile number, the fuckery possibilities are endless.
Teeblerone
LE
shout out if you mislay your disipiine stick & need a witness
,,exiledblue
War Hero
This section (Pt VIII):
Highways Act 1980
An Act to consolidate the Highways Acts 1959 to 1971 and related enactments, with amendments to give effect to recommendations of the Law Commission.www.legislation.gov.uk
has quite a bit of detail on that matter.
Are you saying Part Viii -" stopping up and diversion of highways" specifies that pedestrians have right of way over traffic turning at intersections? Because this is what the discussion was about.
s_n_l_r
MIA
Hairdresser died after accidentally reversing car over herself
A mobile hairdresser was killed after she failed to put her automatic SUV in park and accidentally reversed over herself.
After arriving at a client’s house, Blanche Mullinger stepped out of her car, leaving the engine running, and went to the back to get something.
She then stood up and reached back inside the footwell of the driver’s seat, accidentally pushing the accelerator.
A mobile hairdresser was killed after she failed to put her automatic SUV in park and accidentally reversed over herself.
After arriving at a client’s house, Blanche Mullinger stepped out of her car, leaving the engine running, and went to the back to get something.
She then stood up and reached back inside the footwell of the driver’s seat, accidentally pushing the accelerator.
TamH70
MIA
lokiuk
LE
Some things never die. An elderly eastern German man still believes he is East German. His car, parked in Chemnitz (formerly Karl Marx Stadt) had DDR on his number plate after the region code and had no official seal. When approached by the Police, he produced his East German passport. After seizing his motor vehicle and passport, the police found out that he had no licence for that car or insurance. Investigations are pending.
Translated article
The day: car with "GDR" license plate stopped - driver shows GDR passport
THE DAY
The dayCar stopped with "GDR" license plate - driver shows DDR passport
May 19, 2022, 4:13 p.m
On a freeway parking lot south of Chemnitz, the police pulled a car out of traffic with the abbreviation "GDR" on its license plate . During the check, the 61-year -old driver showed a GDR passport on Wednesday morning on the A72 , the police said today. Accordingly, the abbreviation "DDR" was on the license plate after the location code. According to the police, the number plates, which had no official seal, and the passport were secured. The man was able to identify himself with his driver's license. During the check, the police found that the man did not have a license for his car and that it did not have compulsory insurance. The driver is now being investigated, among other things, for license plate misuse.
Did he show his GDR passport twice to be sure to be sure?
Squelchin Yelchin.
His car rolled back,
Down the drive,
It squashed the cūnt,
He's no longer alive.
drive like a twat, then do a runner.
Driver leaves £500,000 Ferrari a mangled wreck after head-on crash
Photographs released by the fire service show the badly-damaged Ferrari SF90 after it was involved in the crash on Hagley Road, Halesowen, West Midlands.
i'm sure CCTV will prove him wrong.
I wonder whether its a rental ?
drive like a twat, then do a runner.
One wonders whether he'll try the 'my car was nicked' excuse.Driver leaves £500,000 Ferrari a mangled wreck after head-on crash
Photographs released by the fire service show the badly-damaged Ferrari SF90 after it was involved in the crash on Hagley Road, Halesowen, West Midlands.www.dailymail.co.uk
i'm sure CCTV will prove him wrong.
CrashTestDummy
MIA
Indeed, out for a pre-wedding spin with the best man whilst on non-prescriptions.
1 Tribal Territories
2 Hire car
3 On his way to show off at his cousin's arranged marriage
Just guessing......
2 Hire car
3 On his way to show off at his cousin's arranged marriage
Just guessing......
Local mong did this a few years back - hired an M5 and during the ceremony took it out for a pin.
hit the same speed camera four times - in a 60km/h zone, his LOWEST speed was over 180!!!
CrashTestDummy
MIA
Comes up regularly on British TV reality cop series.
EddieVDog
Old-Salt
why do mongs always drop the phone/camera just as you get to the interesting bit?
Laughter......
Old friend of mine owned a bar on Anglesey, and one drunken lock- in they persuaded this ex- squaddie to perform the Dance of the Flaming *********......
"One condition, you stand by with a fire- extinguisher........"
My mate was laughing so hard he dropped the soda syphon at the critical moment.......
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