The Emperor Mongs Pronouncements

theoriginalphantom

MIA
Book Reviewer
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Fang_Farrier

LE
Kit Reviewer
It turns out that EM has visited one of my BIL's. again

A few years ago he was caught drink driving after attempting to outrun the police in his fathers car (he crashed it) and was three times over the limit.
Loads of 'oh woe is me, I'll never do it again'

On the weekend he was caught again.
He claims (again) he's learnt his lesson, he claims he's going to go tetotal .
I can't even look at the the convicted drink driving **** who's about to be a double convicted drink driving ****

It's going to make the family reunion fun on the bank holiday weekend, as we are hosting it I'm thinking of a few tasteful decorations such as these

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maybe fit a few of these to some windows

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and of course a couple of these to sit on

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Can you get hold of business cards for local taxi firms? Pop them at his place at the table.
 

theoriginalphantom

MIA
Book Reviewer
Can you get hold of business cards for local taxi firms? Pop them at his place at the table.

and shoe shops.

and a go outdoors card

 
The convicted drink driving cunt knows that if I'd known about it I'd have been ringing the old bill straight away. He did once (after the first incident), foolishly, boast he'd been so drunk coming back from Salisbury that he'd had to close one eye to drive.
"No, B-i-L, you cannot, when visiting Safferland, drive my car"
"well, I'm only banned in Britain"
"Nope, you are banned WORLDWIDE!"
And he drives like a cnut as well.
 
It turns out that EM has visited one of my BIL's. again

A few years ago he was caught drink driving after attempting to outrun the police in his fathers car (he crashed it) and was three times over the limit.
Loads of 'oh woe is me, I'll never do it again'

On the weekend he was caught again.
He claims (again) he's learnt his lesson, he claims he's going to go tetotal .
I can't even look at the the convicted drink driving **** who's about to be a double convicted drink driving ****

It's going to make the family reunion fun on the bank holiday weekend, as we are hosting it I'm thinking of a few tasteful decorations such as these

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maybe fit a few of these to some windows

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and of course a couple of these to sit on

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shout out if you mislay your disipiine stick & need a witness :p,,
 

exiledblue

War Hero
This section (Pt VIII):


has quite a bit of detail on that matter.

Are you saying Part Viii -" stopping up and diversion of highways" specifies that pedestrians have right of way over traffic turning at intersections? Because this is what the discussion was about.
 

TamH70

MIA
Hairdresser died after accidentally reversing car over herself

A mobile hairdresser was killed after she failed to put her automatic SUV in park and accidentally reversed over herself.

After arriving at a client’s house, Blanche Mullinger stepped out of her car, leaving the engine running, and went to the back to get something.

She then stood up and reached back inside the footwell of the driver’s seat, accidentally pushing the accelerator.

Fake Pavel Chekov Walt!

That's how Anton Yelchin died.
 
Some things never die. An elderly eastern German man still believes he is East German. His car, parked in Chemnitz (formerly Karl Marx Stadt) had DDR on his number plate after the region code and had no official seal. When approached by the Police, he produced his East German passport. After seizing his motor vehicle and passport, the police found out that he had no licence for that car or insurance. Investigations are pending.


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The day: car with "GDR" license plate stopped - driver shows GDR passport​


THE DAY

The dayCar stopped with "GDR" license plate - driver shows DDR passport​

May 19, 2022, 4:13 p.m

On a freeway parking lot south of Chemnitz, the police pulled a car out of traffic with the abbreviation "GDR" on its license plate . During the check, the 61-year -old driver showed a GDR passport on Wednesday morning on the A72 , the police said today. Accordingly, the abbreviation "DDR" was on the license plate after the location code. According to the police, the number plates, which had no official seal, and the passport were secured. The man was able to identify himself with his driver's license. During the check, the police found that the man did not have a license for his car and that it did not have compulsory insurance. The driver is now being investigated, among other things, for license plate misuse.

Did he show his GDR passport twice to be sure to be sure?
 

Joshua Slocum

LE
Book Reviewer
Local mong did this a few years back - hired an M5 and during the ceremony took it out for a pin.
hit the same speed camera four times - in a 60km/h zone, his LOWEST speed was over 180!!!
Comes up regularly on British TV reality cop series.
 

vinniethemanxcat

On ROPS
On ROPs
why do mongs always drop the phone/camera just as you get to the interesting bit?


Laughter......


Old friend of mine owned a bar on Anglesey, and one drunken lock- in they persuaded this ex- squaddie to perform the Dance of the Flaming *********......

"One condition, you stand by with a fire- extinguisher........"

My mate was laughing so hard he dropped the soda syphon at the critical moment.......
 
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