scoldog
LE
He has a finger in all pies, just like Sweeny Todd
LE
Mr_Fingerz
LE
Well that's a reference that will go over the heads of many.
old_bloke
LE
Controversies
An employee of Princess Productions left a message on the unofficial Army Rumour Service message boards in October 2011, pitching the idea of flying British soldiers’ wives and newborn babies into warzones as a surprise. The response was overwhelmingly negative. Soon afterwards, the Princess Productions website went offline. The company also posted an apology on the forum.After the hammering from all and sundry on the site of course they closed down their site. one Quote was . “ Mary , what just is a “clopper”?’
scoldog
LE
Original thread here. Original post by PP has been deleted, but you can get the gist of it from reading the responses.
CC_TA
LE
Mongcian: "I'm feeling down, I think I might just grab an early night!"
Emperor: "Stay up, make a night of it."
Mongcian: "I'm all out of beer and sniff."
Emperor: "Boot polish can get you high if you warm it up."
Mongcian: "I'll do it in my shower where there's an extractor fan."
Emperor: "Common room would be comfier."
Mongcian: "You were totally right Emps, I'll just put this out whilst I get something from my room."
Emperor: "It's 5 metres away; what could go wrong!?!"
Mongcian: "You're right Emps, back in seconds few...."
Emperor chuckles his little nuts off
Emperor: "Stay up, make a night of it."
Mongcian: "I'm all out of beer and sniff."
Emperor: "Boot polish can get you high if you warm it up."
Mongcian: "I'll do it in my shower where there's an extractor fan."
Emperor: "Common room would be comfier."
Mongcian: "You were totally right Emps, I'll just put this out whilst I get something from my room."
Emperor: "It's 5 metres away; what could go wrong!?!"
Mongcian: "You're right Emps, back in seconds few...."
Emperor chuckles his little nuts off
721CXT
LE
You shouldn't laugh, but......
Mr_Fingerz
LE
I did...
721CXT
LE
Lance Fcuking Corporal?!?!?!Mongcian: "I'm feeling down, I think I might just grab an early night!"
Emperor: "Stay up, make a night of it."
Mongcian: "I'm all out of beer and sniff."
Emperor: "Boot polish can get you high if you warm it up."
Mongcian: "I'll do it in my shower where there's an extractor fan."
Emperor: "Common room would be comfier."
Mongcian: "You were totally right Emps, I'll just put this out whilst I get something from my room."
Emperor: "It's 5 metres away; what could go wrong!?!"
Mongcian: "You're right Emps, back in seconds few...."
Emperor chuckles his little nuts off
There are dimmer examples?
Londo
LE
Now that is properly fooked.
The Irish Emperor
two geezers tried to claim an old gizzards pension, but the staff at the post office said sorry he has to collect it himself
so they brought the old gizzard in, staff then enquired as to his health
sure hes ok padraig hes just resting loike
when it was obvious that the old gizzard was a bit dead they scarpered
Only in Ireland !
two geezers tried to claim an old gizzards pension, but the staff at the post office said sorry he has to collect it himself
so they brought the old gizzard in, staff then enquired as to his health
sure hes ok padraig hes just resting loike
when it was obvious that the old gizzard was a bit dead they scarpered
Only in Ireland !
Carlow body: Inquiry after 'dead man' taken into post office
Reports suggest a deceased pensioner was "propped up by two men" who tried to claim his pension.
www.bbc.co.uk
CC_TA
LE
The Irish Emperor
two geezers tried to claim an old gizzards pension, but the staff at the post office said sorry he has to collect it himself
so they brought the old gizzard in, staff then enquired as to his health
sure hes ok padraig hes just resting loike
when it was obvious that the old gizzard was a bit dead they scarpered
Only in Ireland !
Carlow body: Inquiry after 'dead man' taken into post office
Reports suggest a deceased pensioner was "propped up by two men" who tried to claim his pension.www.bbc.co.uk
I sent the photo to our bodyshop manager, asking if he could help!Now that is properly fooked.
TamH70
MIA
Go on, don't keep us in suspenders. That is if you're not into that sort of thing.
vvaannmmaann
LE
I consider it as a little reward for Long Service and Good Conduct.
The funny thing is, if we notice minor damage on a panel, we point out the damage to the customer to see if they will accept it, possibly with a credit, rather than waiting for another.
Guess which customer I had to take a bonnet to and explain that there was damage...
Be fair though, whoever painted those tyre tracks on it did a damn good job.
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