The Emperor Mongs Pronouncements

TamH70

MIA
Htf did she manage to not hit/be hit by anything??

She eventually did hit something but it had the dashed bad sportsmanship to be stationary at the time. Some poor bugger's place of business as I understand it.
 
Persec permitting, is that the Sepic Valley?

OZ
‘fraid not; ‘twas far more civilised and up-market … the “bridge” was over the Ton Le Sap on the main highway to the north, and the coldies supply was in our accom at l’Orchidee Hotel, Phnom Penh, mid ‘92.
”Peacekeeping’s not a job fer soldiers, but someone’s gotta do it!”
 
new driving style down under
most likely pissed or on the phone
Take a punt time: looks like the McMillans and Bagot Rds intersection, with the RAAF Base to the left upper, and which intersection used to have the Speedway left lower. Such vehicular amusements were common even before mobile-phones became an object of fixation … used to be grog was the distracting factor; that we survived remains a source of wonder, indeed!
 

Joshua Slocum

LE
Book Reviewer
The purple cloaked one is really touchy freely, and he loves to guide moronic women as much as men
No discrimination tween the sexes

In Calfornia a shaman (hippy mong) was feeling a trifle thirsty on her walk through the woods, did she drink from the bottle in her dream catcher? Did she stoop down by the river cupping her hands to draw fresh water to her parched lips???
of course not, taking a clue from the Shamans book of mong, she spotted some bear piss! And witnessing this fluid, instead of ******* of smartish (do bears piss in the woods?)
She started a fire to purify it (**** knows why)
The fire soon spread, dried out the bears piss, and probably the bear, then started a wildfire that destroyed dozens of homes and threatens thousands more
Alexandra Souverna is at present drinking her own piss, while awaiting the charges against her
 
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The purple cloaked one is really touchy freely, and he loves to guide moronic women as much as men
No discrimination tween the sexes

In Calfornia a shaman (hippy mong) was feeling a trifle thirsty on her walk through the woods, did she drink from the bottle in her dream catcher? Did she stoop down by the river cupping her hands to draw fresh water to her parched lips???
If course not, taking a clue from the Shamans book of mong, she spotted some bear piss! And witnessing this fluid, instead of ******* of smartish (do bears piss in the woods?)
She started a fire to purify it (**** knows why)
The fire soon spread, dried out the bears piss, and probably the bear, then started a wildfire that destroyed dozens of homes and threatens thousands more
Alexander's Souverna is at present drinking her own piss, while awaiting the charges against her
I hope you clear your browser history regularly.
 

Joshua Slocum

LE
Book Reviewer
she should really be in the danger fucks thread


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Would.

Like a hungry croc on a fat tourist.

...Until the police marksman takes his shot.
 
Fancy a bunk up with a bird ?
ring the Emperor,
my child do not waste money on Hotels
use your cute little motor car, and dont forget to park on a steep hill to add to the passion
OOOOOPS


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How do you 'accidently' take a handbrake off?
 

BlipDriver

Old-Salt
@BlipDriver

Have you got the video that did the rounds at NATS of the lad out of Denham bumbling around the LHR approach. He couldn’t understand what was being said because of the noise caused by not shutting the door properly?

It was set to the Benny Hill theme tune for some unaccountable reason.

Platinum Level Feckwittery.
Not got that one, did a quick search & managed to find one, no Benny Hill though
 
It's reassuring to know that the Emperor visits both rich and poor alike....

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