The Emperor Mongs Pronouncements

AlienFTM

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Go to Tasmania now, you can find antler everywhere. Deer are in plague proportion at the moment.

It's amazing how few people have completely buggered up the Australian ecosystem. Thomas Austin and Reginald Mungomery to name a few.
On the other hand.

I remember reading that having introduced camels into Australia for whatever reason, they found they were obliged to introduce Arabian dung beetles because Australian dung beetles didn't recognise camel dung and were needed to tidy up.
 
On the other hand.

I remember reading that having introduced camels into Australia for whatever reason, they found they were obliged to introduce Arabian dung beetles because Australian dung beetles didn't recognise camel dung and were needed to tidy up.
Also, those camels came fitted both for and with Afghans. We've had Afghans in Aus since the early days.
 
Also, those camels came fitted both for and with Afghans. We've had Afghans in Aus since the early days.
You'd better explain.

Most Brits probably won't realise that Afghans are bikkies.
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

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RBMK

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EM: It's a Tesla lads you can have a few beers and sleep in the back seat while the car drives itself.


Two men killed in Tesla car crash 'without driver' in seat​

Two men were killed after a Tesla car crashed into a tree and caught fire in Texas, and police believe there was nobody present in the driver's seat at the time of the accident.
The 2019 Tesla Model S was travelling at a high speed when it failed to negotiate a curve on a winding road.
The victims, both in their 50s, were found in the front passenger seat and in the back of the vehicle.


A man with a purple cloak was seen hitchhiking nearby shortly after the accident
 

AlienFTM

MIA
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EM: It's a Tesla lads you can have a few beers and sleep in the back seat while the car drives itself.


Two men killed in Tesla car crash 'without driver' in seat​

Two men were killed after a Tesla car crashed into a tree and caught fire in Texas, and police believe there was nobody present in the driver's seat at the time of the accident.
The 2019 Tesla Model S was travelling at a high speed when it failed to negotiate a curve on a winding road.
The victims, both in their 50s, were found in the front passenger seat and in the back of the vehicle.


A man with a purple cloak was seen hitchhiking nearby shortly after the accident
Another one?!?
 
Never commit a crime near a parked Tesla, and certainly don't look at the Tesla whilst commiting your crimes.

Tesla cars have a sentry mode which basically records 360degree view from the car

Clown was an arsonist who used the rubber from a tyre he tore from a parked Tesla to start a blaze nearby


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Joshua Slocum

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You have to admire the Upper Class, they are just as likely to take the purples cloaked ones advice as the average council estate mong
of course he provides a far superior and more personal service tailored to the rich and foolish

Michael Treichl a hedge fund manager (boo hiss) purchased a Grade 1 listed property by the name of Parnham House, one of Dorsets oldest stately homes, it was bit of a fixer upper having been rather run down since being used as a school for many years
it has a rather sad history as one owner, the holder of the first VC to be awarded to the RFC died, and his son was killed in the second war in the RAF
Michael had spent 15 years restoring the house, and then perhaps short of money , took some advice from the Emperor and toasted the gaff hoping to make a few million on the insurance, (Hedge fund investors tend to sail close to the wind, but not usually that close !!)
when he was nicked the lying git told the old bill that he had been staying at Claridges, since when he vanished to Austria and topped himself a few months later
but his Widow, a former model has tried to claim 38 million on the insurance , despite alleging that her old man toasted the place !!
she is in the High Court battling the insurers, who so far, and rather sensibly have told her to take a running jump ! , in the nicest possible way of course, she also delayed telling them for two years that her old man had toasted the gaff, but feels that because she did not start the fire, she is not responsible and should receive the wonga, like married couples never discuss stuff over dinner ???
the house has since been sold to a geezer who plans to turn it into a theme park for 2.5 million, so I imagine she is counting on the dosh to sustain her lifestyle, although she is about to marry another rich geezer ??
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Go to Tasmania now, you can find antler everywhere. Deer are in plague proportion at the moment.

It's amazing how few people have completely buggered up the Australian ecosystem. Thomas Austin and Reginald Mungomery to name a few.
eg foxes and rabbits ... and bleedin’ cane toads!
 
EM (PBUH) - "Go on team, every mobile crane can exceed its maximum lifting weight by quite a considerable amount just as long as you go gently, it's basic physics."

Team - "Honest EM, you sure"?

EM (PBUH) - "Yeah, of course, I got best student on my Coles Crane Op course and everything when I was a lad". "Just make sure the marshaller wears a hard hat for H&S purposes"



EM (PBUH) - Mwah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha............. you bunch of belters.
 
You have to admire the Upper Class, they are just as likely to take the purples cloaked ones advice as the average council estate mong
of course he provides a far superior and more personal service tailored to the rich and foolish

Michael Treichl a hedge fund manager (boo hiss) purchased a Grade 1 listed property by the name of Parnham House, one of Dorsets oldest stately homes, it was bit of a fixer upper having been rather run down since being used as a school for many years
it has a rather sad history as one owner, the holder of the first VC to be awarded to the RFC died, and his son was killed in the second war in the RAF
Michael had spent 15 years restoring the house, and then perhaps short of money , took some advice from the Emperor and toasted the gaff hoping to make a few million on the insurance, (Hedge fund investors tend to sail close to the wind, but not usually that close !!)
when he was nicked the lying git told the old bill that he had been staying at Claridges, since when he vanished to Austria and topped himself a few months later
but his Widow, a former model has tried to claim 38 million on the insurance , despite alleging that her old man toasted the place !!
she is in the High Court battling the insurers, who so far, and rather sensibly have told her to take a running jump ! , in the nicest possible way of course, she also delayed telling them for two years that her old man had toasted the gaff, but feels that because she did not start the fire, she is not responsible and should receive the wonga, like married couples never discuss stuff over dinner ???
the house has since been sold to a geezer who plans to turn it into a theme park for 2.5 million, so I imagine she is counting on the dosh to sustain her lifestyle, although she is about to marry another rich geezer ??
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.....and that’s straight from the horse’s mouth
 
EM (PBUH) - "Go on team, every mobile crane can exceed its maximum lifting weight by quite a considerable amount just as long as you go gently, it's basic physics."

Team - "Honest EM, you sure"?

EM (PBUH) - "Yeah, of course, I got best student on my Coles Crane Op course and everything when I was a lad". "Just make sure the marshaller wears a hard hat for H&S purposes"



EM (PBUH) - Mwah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha............. you bunch of belters.
I do wonder if @NSP was on board, as 1 bloke leaped off with alacrity, almost as if he'd practiced the move before.
 

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