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Me too. All my lifeThe . . . . . love . of . . .. bagpipes.
But could you speak up a bit, please ?
Me too. All my lifeThe . . . . . love . of . . .. bagpipes.
Stick with me here.
She goes for a shit. Her arse is hanging over the bog seat like John Wayne's saddle bags.
She looks across at the bog roll, does she even bother and just leave the klingons.
Does she give it a go and smear shite all over the two and half acres of cellulite that constitutes her arse or does she just ring dynorod for a jet wash.
Were you a copper in Brixton in the late 70s?I'd have lobbed his bike over the armco, given him a lift to the nearest nick, and when they let him go, let him walk back to collect it. And if he walked along the motorway, nick him again.
Good man.Sorry, blud. Must have been a moment, having a nightmare about more than one spouse.
Brrr. Onese nuff.
At least she didn't lose her ciggie!Look at the whale trying to stand up![]()
Would you like another whisky? I’m about to get out the 18yr old Talisker.Me too. All my life
But could you speak up a bit, please ?
That’s class, that is.At least she didn't lose her ciggie!
Kebab classThat’s class, that is.
And if they do both?Kebab class
Ciggie chav
Okay I'll bite.Were you a copper in Brixton in the late 70s?
High maintenance.And if they do both?
Natrium?Ye olde names for chemicals. Same with the original names for carbon dioxide (fixed air) and oxygen (dephlogisticated air) invented by Priestley and the old terms for calcium oxide and hydroxide (quicklime and slaked lime respectively). Sulfuric acid was oil of vitriol, I can't remember what nitric acid was now.
I was just noting the similarity in approach to your proposed policing methods!Okay I'll bite.
No. Why? He asked innocently.
Me brother was a copper in Northumbria about that time. If it helps.
Philistines!! I didn't spell that wrongly. The s is for your comrade in arms against the GHB. March the other guilty party in, at the double @StonkerThe only real downside is their love of bagpipes.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to infiltrate the inevitable Faceache site of such estates and post the videos without showing the potentially fatal consequences...this post will self destruct in 5 seconds.Indeed.
If it was chavs on our local housing estate dropping bangers down drains and sending manhole covers into low orbit, falling to earth and landing on random observers, I'd be posting them too.
It's a pity we can't nominate the targets.
Why I f
Yes,Harsh but fair.
Seems to be a popular Chinese pastime:
Ho -Lee-FucYes,
It does seem to be very much a Chinese thing and bizarrely among very young kids.
Now I totally 'get it' that watching very young kids (potentially) getting hurt sits uncomfortably with, I assume, 99.9% of all posters here but this is all in context no?
Will this start in the UK?
Are Chinese fireworks made of 100% dynamite?
Are Chinese Manhole covers made of balsa wood?
Are Chinese children made of manhole covers?
Where are the parents?
We do know one thing, where is the Emperor? Right here.
And if you have 8 mins spare here is a 'serious' piece of journalism about this craze which may be hitting our streets (SWIDT) soon.
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Liveleak.com - China’s Exploding Manhole Covers Reveal a Hole Lot of Problems
Is China imploding? One can only hope.www.liveleak.com
Must dash - Off to watch England get spanked at the cricket and to check the Evening Standard.
Stick with me here.
She goes for a shit. Her arse is hanging over the bog seat like John Wayne's saddle bags.
She looks across at the bog roll, does she even bother and just leave the klingons.
Does she give it a go and smear shite all over the two and half acres of cellulite that constitutes her arse or does she just ring dynorod for a jet wash.