The Emperor Mongs Pronouncements

Kirkz

LE
Just imagine me resting my beer gut on her back and my big sweaty gonads smacking off her arse.
I'd leave her arse looking like a smashed creme egg.
You deserve pulling through with a Christmas tree, pointy end first.
 

TamH70

MIA
You can't speak about wee Nicola like that... I'll have you know that I was driving and I was distracted by the blow job I was receiving from her..

Was it followed by a Wee Jimmy Wankie?
 
Definitely a spitter, now't stays in that gob given all the shit she spews.
She doesn't have a choice.
One hand on the back of her head and I'll squeeze her nostrils together with the other.

Saying that, I bet she'd happily swallow my testicle turps if I told her that I support independence.
 
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