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You could 'ave someone's eye out with one o' them . . . .was just reading about it...3" blades!
You could 'ave someone's eye out with one o' them . . . .was just reading about it...3" blades!
He was a fvcking 'Mur'can football player.carrying a gun to "defend" yourself (and not to try and look hard, oh no)
BolloxYou could 'ave someone's eye out with one o' them . . . .
Ah, the old fire scatter policy of Custom House in London-sprogs and the not so wise would gather in the Tiger Tavern or the back bar of the Walrus.Before this current trend of working from home, our office brought in a scatter policy rather than have everyone bunch up in a very large group which would make for a lovely target.
when it comes to recalling them there is supposed to be an automated call - but I just know we are going to be going round all the local pubs to frogmarch everyone back in after their mobiles suddenly lose reception. I think the Emperor may have had a hand in both plans.
Them as well.Bollox
Ray Stevens?Them as well.
As the evidence seems to indicate . . . .
Lethal blade-wielding Ninja poultry
Who'da thought it - yesterday we all thought it a load of old cock
Today we think the same thing - but we'll cross the street to avoid the old cock, just in case . . . .
Them as well.
As the evidence seems to indicate . . . .
Lethal blade-wielding Ninja poultry
Who'da thought it - yesterday we all thought it a load of old cock
Today we think the same thing - but we'll cross the street to avoid the old cock, just in case . . . .
EM, That's a good place to park your tent,
A couple and a child had to be rescued after they set up camp on the edge of a cliff in breach of coronavirus restrictions, the coastguard said.
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COVID-19: Couple and child rescued after camping on cliff edge in coronavirus breach
Police also handed out 70 COVID fines after breaking up two illegal house parties in central London on Sunday.news.sky.com
The place is full of stupid people, and a lot of them come to Cornwall in the summer,Stupid stupid cnuts. These fcukers are allowed to breed.
A bezzie of mine lives on the Lizard, a cornie born & bred. The pics he was posting of the cars parked up on every spare piece of grass during the sunny weather take the piss. Big giveaway vendor number plates from dealerships in Bristol, Brum, Gloucs, Yeovil etc. FFS get a grip.The place is full of stupid people, and a lot of them come to Cornwall in the summer,
I'm sorry Mr Theivingbastard we seem to have lost your reservation.....Let's try to keep those tinkers out by having a list of surnames to watch out for... sure, make a list mate, no-one will ever find out...
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Pontins used 'undesirables list' of Irish surnames
The holiday firm promises to change after disclosure of a list to screen out Gypsies and Travellers.www.bbc.co.uk
Let's try to keep those tinkers out by having a list of surnames to watch out for... sure, make a list mate, no-one will ever find out...
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Pontins used 'undesirables list' of Irish surnames
The holiday firm promises to change after disclosure of a list to screen out Gypsies and Travellers.www.bbc.co.uk
Indeed, but protected from Darwinian consequences...Stupid stupid cnuts. These fcukers are allowed to breed.
Abbot I expect