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Oh, yeah, probably.
But the Daily Mail would love it. As would the Daily Express, The Sun, Fox News (you know, for one of those funny furrin' human interest stories that they do to make themselves feel superior) and mibbies the Daily Telegraph.
Make enough of a splash, the not-so-Dynamic Duo of Dibble and the Taxman might, you know, get around to doing their ******* jobs for once.
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
There was an untaxed, un-mot'd and uninsured car round where I used to live. Sat for over a year. PSNI, Road tax people and the council weren't interested. I gave it one last throw of the dice, and contacted the Dept of Environment Roads Service. The car was gone the next day. The Roads Service reasoning was that it was parked partially on the pavement, and had been so for such a long time, the surface was sinking. Result.