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wheel
LE
Emperor working with the Met Police again. He really does get results with them.
Lockdown: Police officers fined £200 for cafe meeting
Nine Met Police officers who broke lockdown rules have been asked to "reflect on their choices".
www.bbc.co.uk
Drlligaf
LE
Quis custodiet custodes? Who shall guard the guards?Emperor working with the Met Police again. He really does get results with them.
Lockdown: Police officers fined £200 for cafe meeting
Nine Met Police officers who broke lockdown rules have been asked to "reflect on their choices".www.bbc.co.uk
scoldog
LE
The Emperor got me this morning.
My sisters SUV has developed a problem with the rear hatch yesterday. It won't lock, so it can swing open freely.
Since I work at the cars manufacturers dealership and the car was still under warranty, I told her I'd drive it in to get it fixed today since her local dealership won't be able to look at it for another week. She stayed the night at my place last night so I could drive the car to the dealership early this morning. She also brought my three nieces over to stay, including her two month old baby who's having problems at the moment and tends to get up a couple of times a night.
The Emperor has been eyeing me up for a while now, and saw a perfect opportunity of targetting me this morning due to my lack of sleep from the baby crying and trying organise the other two the previous night trying to get them to sleep.
"Hello there No 190346. No need to tie down the rear hatch to the car, your sister has said clearly that it doesn't swing open while she has driven it."
He failed to mention that she hasn't driven at motorway speeds yet. Driving this car to work this morning, I was sitting next to a truck waiting at my motorways traffic lights (It's part of this motorways "smart" traffic scheme, have traffic lights on the on-ramp to alleviate traffic jams on the motorway somehow. All it really does is keep the traffic waiting on the on-ramp for ages.)
This on-ramp has two lanes side by side on one side of the lights, and merges into a single lane on the other side of the traffic lights. Since I wanted to beat the truck , I put my foot down when the light went green. I suddenly heard a roaring wind sound as the hatch lifted up from the acceleration of the car. I couldn't slow down as I had a truck pushing up my rear end, so I had to drive along for a 100 metres or so before I could pull over and push the hatch down.
I'll probably see myself on Dash Cam Drivers Australia at the end of the month.
My sisters SUV has developed a problem with the rear hatch yesterday. It won't lock, so it can swing open freely.
Since I work at the cars manufacturers dealership and the car was still under warranty, I told her I'd drive it in to get it fixed today since her local dealership won't be able to look at it for another week. She stayed the night at my place last night so I could drive the car to the dealership early this morning. She also brought my three nieces over to stay, including her two month old baby who's having problems at the moment and tends to get up a couple of times a night.
The Emperor has been eyeing me up for a while now, and saw a perfect opportunity of targetting me this morning due to my lack of sleep from the baby crying and trying organise the other two the previous night trying to get them to sleep.
"Hello there No 190346. No need to tie down the rear hatch to the car, your sister has said clearly that it doesn't swing open while she has driven it."
He failed to mention that she hasn't driven at motorway speeds yet. Driving this car to work this morning, I was sitting next to a truck waiting at my motorways traffic lights (It's part of this motorways "smart" traffic scheme, have traffic lights on the on-ramp to alleviate traffic jams on the motorway somehow. All it really does is keep the traffic waiting on the on-ramp for ages.)
This on-ramp has two lanes side by side on one side of the lights, and merges into a single lane on the other side of the traffic lights. Since I wanted to beat the truck , I put my foot down when the light went green. I suddenly heard a roaring wind sound as the hatch lifted up from the acceleration of the car. I couldn't slow down as I had a truck pushing up my rear end, so I had to drive along for a 100 metres or so before I could pull over and push the hatch down.
I'll probably see myself on Dash Cam Drivers Australia at the end of the month.
I don't know if it's worrying or impressive that the staff have such good drills for dealing with a wounding
One has to see things like that to realise there really are such stupid idiots around.
CrashTestDummy
MIA
I should imagine it's a fairly regular occurrence.
Drlligaf
LE
Practice makes perfect?
scoldog
LE
Love the way that one idiot puts the three barriers around the area like a cordon as if it is going to help or something.
Would anyone care to explain what the idiot in red was trying to do? Doesn't look like he was trying to clear a stoppage considering he was doing the same thing on the first pistol.
lastwalt
LE
It looked to me like red t-shirt guy took his own weapon out to show something to his buddy, and it was this weapon that he ND’d, not that he loaded the one they were originally looking at.
exbluejob
LE
Yeah, the one he was first fiddling about with was silver, then he drew that black one from his pocket or holster.
Civvy Scum
LE
Well if you will insist on playing with fire(arms)...
Drlligaf
LE
I've seen worse, courtesy of the RAF Police.
Teeblerone
War Hero
Are they really bad at putting up cordons & barriers thenI've seen worse, courtesy of the RAF Police.
Teeblerone
War Hero
Nonchalent Digestion innit?
Drlligaf
LE
Barriers and RAFP? Different story. I was referring to an ND in my direction many years ago.Are they really bad at putting up cordons & barriers then
SkippedOnce
LE
The influence of the Emperor is strong in this one. I hope it was a good kebab (if there is such a thing when you're sober).
'A dad ignored the lockdown to drive 350 miles with his kids in the car to get a kebab before crashing on the way home.
'The driver, who had no licence or insurance, also had his wife in his vehicle when he crashed on the M5 near Portishead, Bristol.
'He told police they had travelled from Exeter to Coventry to pick up a kebab, and were on their way home when the smash occurred.
'He was fined for various offences, including driving with no licence or insurance, and coronavirus breaches.'
www.mirror.co.uk
'A dad ignored the lockdown to drive 350 miles with his kids in the car to get a kebab before crashing on the way home.
'The driver, who had no licence or insurance, also had his wife in his vehicle when he crashed on the M5 near Portishead, Bristol.
'He told police they had travelled from Exeter to Coventry to pick up a kebab, and were on their way home when the smash occurred.
'He was fined for various offences, including driving with no licence or insurance, and coronavirus breaches.'
Dad drives 350 miles with his kids to get a kebab - then crashes on the way home
The driver, who had no licence or insurance, said he had travelled from Exeter to Coventry with his kids and his wife to pick up the takeaway when he crashed in Bristol
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