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The Emperor Mongs Pronouncements

Doubly unaware then - clearly didn't know that ignorance of the law is no defence :thumleft:

Yep, the Emperor seems to have hit a purple patch with those particular mongs.
 

Someone is trying to reduce the Emperor's workload
Au contraire, methinks EM must have whispered into somebodys ear with a suggestion to blow £4 millon on a project that will never defeat human determination and stupidity.
 

Penfold

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I like the way they've installed a girder in front of the actual bridge to protect it. Hit the girder, trains unaffected.
When I saw that I thought that the girder was slightly lower than the bridge.

The Emperor had than assisted the junior bod sent to measure the height clearance of the bridge.
Said bod promptly did exactly as instructed, the signs (and twat nav) are then set to that height, not the lowest point of clearance.
 
Au contraire, methinks EM must have whispered into somebodys ear with a suggestion to blow £4 millon on a project that will never defeat human determination and stupidity.
Nothing is idiot proof if you can find a sufficiently talented idiot!
 

Pteranadon

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Au contraire, methinks EM must have whispered into somebodys ear with a suggestion to blow £4 millon on a project that will never defeat human determination and stupidity.
According to Private Eye, Stage coach have a worse record than most. Maybe they have more school contracts.
 

Auld-Yin

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It's not like they're a rare breed.

Endangered, for sure, but not rare - certainly not rare enough.
Nowhere near an endangered species on Arrse! :)
 
I wonder why?

He's certainly getting a lot of trade in the States at the moment. Anyway, she's living up to her surname, and got what she apparently wanted.

'Court records have revealed the savage messages a friend sent Kentucky student Gracyn Courtright after she bragged about her participation in the storming of the US Capitol on January 6.

'On Twitter, Courtright shared footage that showed her inside the Capitol building with Donald Trump supporters who demanded the counting of legitimate election votes be stopped by force.

'On Instagram she wrote: “Can’t wait to tell my grandkids I was here” and “INFAMY IS JUST AS GOOD AS FAME … EITHER WAY I END UP MORE KNOWN”. The posts did indeed make Courtright known. The FBI tracked her digital trail and she now faces federal charges including knowingly entering or remaining in a restricted building and engaging in disorderly conduct.'


 

NSP

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He's certainly getting a lot of trade in the States at the moment. Anyway, she's living up to her surname, and got what she apparently wanted.

'Court records have revealed the savage messages a friend sent Kentucky student Gracyn Courtright after she bragged about her participation in the storming of the US Capitol on January 6.

'On Twitter, Courtright shared footage that showed her inside the Capitol building with Donald Trump supporters who demanded the counting of legitimate election votes be stopped by force.

'On Instagram she wrote: “Can’t wait to tell my grandkids I was here” and “INFAMY IS JUST AS GOOD AS FAME … EITHER WAY I END UP MORE KNOWN”. The posts did indeed make Courtright known. The FBI tracked her digital trail and she now faces federal charges including knowingly entering or remaining in a restricted building and engaging in disorderly conduct.'


She's studying "senior mathematical economics" but doesn't know what treason is...?

Alarm bells are ringing!!!

Y'all...
 
Doubly unaware then - clearly didn't know that ignorance of the law is no defence :thumleft:
I think you'll find that a massive leeway is given these days, particularly for those not born in this country.
 
She's studying "senior mathematical economics" but doesn't know what treason is...?

Alarm bells are ringing!!!

Y'all...
Also can't spell or English speak right like what you should.
 

Joker62

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Every day is a schoolday, I'd never heard of them, either here or during my time in NZ.

Thanks for that, I'll be sure to keep my distance from such a fine body of loons.
This is what you need to look out for! (Taken in 2011 on Remembrance Sunday after the main parade, they were waiting for the crowds to disperse before making their "grand entrance")
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ches

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EM(PBUH), "Remember, if you're going to lie, go big."

'Police in Hampshire were stunned after being told by the organisers of a house party that they were 'unaware of the pandemic'.

'Officers were called to an address on Guernsey Close in Basingstoke after several reports of a gathering.

'When told they had breached lockdown rules, the occupants claimed they 'didn't know as they don't watch the news'.



As crazy as it sounds, I wouldn't be surprised if for some ppl (not necessarily these mongs) that that is the case. One of my previous employers, some of the younger mainly female staff, had no idea on current affairs stuff to the point that they had no idea we had troops in AFG, that Obama was black. Comment on anything in the news that week/day & not a clue. They indeed never watched or heard a news broadcast, never checked into a news website.
 
As crazy as it sounds, I wouldn't be surprised if for some ppl (not necessarily these mongs) that that is the case. One of my previous employers, some of the younger mainly female staff, had no idea on current affairs stuff to the point that they had no idea we had troops in AFG, that Obama was black. Comment on anything in the news that week/day & not a clue. They indeed never watched or heard a news broadcast, never checked into a news website.
You've worked with my daughter in law then?
 
As crazy as it sounds, I wouldn't be surprised if for some ppl (not necessarily these mongs) that that is the case. One of my previous employers, some of the younger mainly female staff, had no idea on current affairs stuff to the point that they had no idea we had troops in AFG, that Obama was black. Comment on anything in the news that week/day & not a clue. They indeed never watched or heard a news broadcast, never checked into a news website.
You mean Barraco Barner?
 
Appears to have no remedial effect, however.
I regularly had to tell him how to log on to his computer. He used to pay his daughter's phone bill for her, which led to the creature asking me in the office one day "What's Tinder?*". He has no empathy whatsoever, and had previously been moved from the PPI stores job after fucking that up .

Nothing would have a remedial effect, I told my head of service that you could set him on fire and he would still ask the same questions and make the same mistakes the next day. and he should have been hoofed years before he was inflicted on me

. I strongly suspect that when he started he was helped into the job by his dad's cronies.
The little shit should have taken early retirement, but he drew out of his pension pot to go to see musicals in London.

*Same daughter told me I looked like a Spanish Porn Star when my hair was longer. The dirty scutter.
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

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As crazy as it sounds, I wouldn't be surprised if for some ppl (not necessarily these mongs) that that is the case. One of my previous employers, some of the younger mainly female staff, had no idea on current affairs stuff to the point that they had no idea we had troops in AFG, that Obama was black. Comment on anything in the news that week/day & not a clue. They indeed never watched or heard a news broadcast, never checked into a news website.
I struggle with this with my step grandsons, aged 15 and 13.

No idea of current affairs, history, science. Know lots about football, particularly Bundesliga, but wouldn't consider learning German. Had no idea what a Caesarean is ( our dog just had one) or why it was named.

The middle one, older of the twins, is a brilliant engineer, yet his aspiration is limited to 'probably work at Westlands', the eldest wants to join the police, but has no idea what qualifications he will need, hasn't researched it and now his GCSEs are cancelled his aspiration is 'Yeovil College'. The youngest wants to be a chef.

None of them knows about countries overseas except 'Africa' and 'America'.

It's frightening.
 

ches

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I struggle with this with my step grandsons, aged 15 and 13.

No idea of current affairs, history, science. Know lots about football, particularly Bundesliga, but wouldn't consider learning German. Had no idea what a Caesarean is ( our dog just had one) or why it was named.

The middle one, older of the twins, is a brilliant engineer, yet his aspiration is limited to 'probably work at Westlands', the eldest wants to join the police, but has no idea what qualifications he will need, hasn't researched it and now his GCSEs are cancelled his aspiration is 'Yeovil College'. The youngest wants to be a chef.

None of them knows about countries overseas except 'Africa' and 'America'.

It's frightening.

At those ages thats a bit fair enough, far too much teenage interesting stuff to occupy their minds, although at 15 some idea of possible career is obvs important. Its the moronic early 20's doom brains that annoy me. No clue about anything that actually has an impact on their daily lives unless it smacks them in the face. I've always struggled with ppl who don't connect with the real world by not bothering with having even a very basic appreciation of current affairs. Another eg, these idiots had no idea about Brext, the EU around the time of the referendum. How can you not have any idea about what the EU/EEC/EC was or is & how it affects your life.
 

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