The Emperor Mongs Pronouncements

[Moderator]

And another copper being a dick. Met as well FFS!

Looks like the 'quota' is now diffy 1 x ethnic.

Dismissed: Corrupt Hackney cop who helped launder hundreds of thousands of pounds of drug money

A corrupt cop who was involved in the wholesale movement of drugs and laundering hundreds of thousands of pounds has been dismissed...

www.hackneygazette.co.uk

And yet another PC being a dick, this time with his dick...

PC had sex with woman in Launceston police station toilet

First prize for being a dick with his dick looks as though it’ll be an all expenses paid holiday for one in a luxurious HMP Hotels suite.

Judge Timothy Rose told Wilson he was likely to be sent straight to jail when he returned for sentencing in January.
"Obviously, the court will consider other options but I don't want to mislead you. You must come back realising that prison is very high on the agenda," he said.

Doughnuts, money laundering and shagging in the nick... what’s next?

 

[Sexton Blake]

Another yet another being a dick with his dick...

PC had sex with woman in Launceston police station toilet

First prize for being a dick with his dick looks as though it’ll be an all expenses paid holiday for one in a luxurious HMP Hotels suite.

He invited the woman to have have sex in a disabled toilet by text, BY TEXT!, and she did!!!

Good drills one could argue.

 

[Auld-Yin]

He invited the woman to have have sex in a disabled toilet by text, BY TEXT!, and she did!!!

Good drills one could argue.

While is understand the misconduct in public office, I am not sure that this is a jailing offence, which the beak has indicated. Serious charge yes, but to send someone to jail for this seems to be a bit OTT. In my view of course.

 

[Kirkz]

And yet another PC being a dick, this time with his dick...

PC had sex with woman in Launceston police station toilet

First prize for being a dick with his dick looks as though it’ll be an all expenses paid holiday for one in a luxurious HMP Hotels suite.



Doughnuts, money laundering and shagging in the nick... what’s next?

That's her and him fucked then.

 

[exbluejob]

The emperor has been visiting his friend Vladimir in Moscow but was bored and decided to go chat to a local. Told him that he didn't think that the plastic cup of alcohol he had was very strong and he should test it by seeing if it would catch alight:

 

[Moderator]

That's her and him fucked then.

Yeah but only once as it was in a unisex* bog



*unisex in Cornish = one shag in English

 

[Ortholith]

The emperor has been visiting his friend Vladimir in Moscow but was bored and decided to go chat to a local. Told him that he didn't think that the plastic cup of alcohol he had was very strong and he should test it by seeing if it would catch alight:

That's going to really hurt once he sobers up.

 

[Stonker]

that's going to really hurt IF he sobers up.

It's Moscow, after all.

 

[Moderator]

While is understand the misconduct in public office, I am not sure that this is a jailing offence, which the beak has indicated. Serious charge yes, but to send someone to jail for this seems to be a bit OTT. In my view of course.

What the article isn’t telling us is that the shaggee was actually the the judge’s wife/daughter/sister/mum.

PC Shagger is getting orf very lightly...

 

[Londo]

The emperor has been visiting his friend Vladimir in Moscow but was bored and decided to go chat to a local. Told him that he didn't think that the plastic cup of alcohol he had was very strong and he should test it by seeing if it would catch alight:

In Russia you don't get the vodka , the vodka gets you .

 

[Chef]

What the article isn’t telling us is that the shaggee was actually the the judge’s wife/daughter/sister/mum.

PC Shagger is getting orf very lightly...

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'...and then the judge turned on the lights'

Sort of thing?

 

[Cregg Bristle]

While is understand the misconduct in public office, I am not sure that this is a jailing offence, which the beak has indicated. Serious charge yes, but to send someone to jail for this seems to be a bit OTT. In my view of course.

Also, what kind of rancid cow agrees to have sex with a stranger, in a toilet, after an invitation by sex. I doubt she could have been anything worth having.



If I’m mistaken and she is, we should be shown photos, and her address, and phone number.

 

[Stonker]

Doughnuts

Was that one in Cambridgeshire, or have there been two doughnuts doing doughnut crime lately?

 

[Maninthestreet]

99/100 the extra 1 would require it to be a psychotic Chinese elevator which eviscerated him.

 

[Joshua Slocum]

Drive around in a cop car wearing your uniform and nick money off drug dealers
what could possibly go wrong
PC Mahmood ??

Dismissed: Corrupt Hackney cop who helped launder hundreds of thousands of pounds of drug money

A corrupt cop who was involved in the wholesale movement of drugs and laundering hundreds of thousands of pounds has been dismissed...

www.hackneygazette.co.uk

'Cop was part of organised crime gang'

A serving police officer helped an organised crime group rob cash couriers, a court heard.

courtnewsuk.co.uk

 

[robroy]

Also, what kind of rancid cow agrees to have sex with a stranger, in a toilet, after an invitation by sex. I doubt she could have been anything worth having.



If I’m mistaken and she is, we should be shown photos, and her address, and phone number.

Let's see ,,,,,BAOR,,,,,,,Nato Lil, Layby Lil, Blackfoot Sue, Road Map Eyes etc etc.

 

[Cregg Bristle]

Let's see ,,,,,BAOR,,,,,,,Nato Lil, Layby Lil, Blackfoot Sue, Road Map Eyes etc etc.

That fits with the ‘rancid cow not worth having’ part.

 

[Chef]

Let's see ,,,,,BAOR,,,,,,,Nato Lil, Layby Lil, Blackfoot Sue, Road Map Eyes etc etc.

Bovvy, Dip'n'dazzle.

 

[Grownup_Rafbrat]

Bovvy, Dip'n'dazzle.

The lady at Bordon, believed to be the mother of our very own Modern Military Mother ? Bordon Pat?

 

[The Assassin]

While is understand the misconduct in public office, I am not sure that this is a jailing offence, which the beak has indicated. Serious charge yes, but to send someone to jail for this seems to be a bit OTT. In my view of course.

The punishment fits the crime. He wants sex in a jail toilet, he will be getting plenty of that now.