Sexton Blake
LE
My missus (ex Met Copper) used to get that line ‘I pay your wages’.
Her and her oppo’s response was ‘yeah, and we pay your benefits’.
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My missus (ex Met Copper) used to get that line ‘I pay your wages’.
Her and her oppo’s response was ‘yeah, and we pay your benefits’.
ColdWarWorrier
Old-Salt
I heard a paramedic reply to the “I pay your wages” comment with:
“Well, my overtime was wrong last month. Can you sort it? And I haven’t had a pay rise for three years.”
exbluejob
LE
This is the same incident from the police view. I like the way they very calmly barrier off the road, get the police dog and tell the guy, repeatedly, what's going to happen. I don't know why he doesn't believe them but this is only one of countless videos where they don't believe the police are going to forcibly remove them from their vehicle, often including Mr Sparkie
kelvin_273
LE
This is the same incident from the police view. I like the way they very calmly barrier off the road, get the police dog and tell the guy, repeatedly, what's going to happen. I don't know why he doesn't believe them but this is only one of countless videos where they don't believe the police are going to forcibly remove them from their vehicle, often including Mr Sparkie
ow, OWWW, my arm hurts. Hilarious. Lucky he wasn't shot.
scoldog
LE
Must have run over a Chinaman or something, had some dickhead try and run me off the road this morning. I saw him put his blinker on while he was to the right and behind me before moving up directly next to me, I have no idea how he thought that was going to work.
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The Assassin
LE
BRIXMIS had them. Now, that would be an interesting take if they had any EM moments.
NSP
LE
I didn't pay that much for my fucking house!!!!Before you even start blinging one up:
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Cloth bomber
LE
I think MB couldn’t believe the markup JLR were getting away with on the old Defender and thought “ were having a bit of that Herman”.
Sexton Blake
LE
Not may be sacked, but has been sacked.
What a doughnut: Cop who scanned Krispy Kremes as 7p carrots sacked
The panel concluded that Pc Read breached professional standards of honesty and integrity and that this amounted to gross misconduct.
www.standard.co.uk
ETA - Already done by joshua slocum yesterday at post 21,204, apologies all.
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Dafty duck
LE
What an amazingly stupid way to throw away a career. Tit.
Amount stolen - really minimal
Loss of integrity - really large
Stupidity level - astronomical; and probably the real, and certainly valid, reason for sacking him.
jmb3296
War Hero
It’s an integrity issue
He has compromised it
He has lost his job as a result
Inevitable really
dogmeat
LE
Worst haiku ever.
DaManBugs caught on CCTV trying to torch a couple of cars.
How do I know it's him?
Easy, the pants are on fire:
Arsonist accidentally sets his trousers on fire while trying to torch two cars outside family home
www.dailymail.co.uk
He then begins to pour petrol over the top of vehicle before setting it alight.
However just seconds later, the suspect is seen running away from the house with his trousers on fire.
Another man wearing a long cloak was spotted leaving the scene of the incident in a puff of purple smoke.
How do I know it's him?
Easy, the pants are on fire:
Arsonist accidentally sets his trousers on fire while trying to torch two cars outside family home
Arsonist accidentally sets his trousers on fire
Laura Hunsley, 30, from Golcar, West Yorkshire, was awoken at 2.15am today to find the arsonist pouring petrol over the red Honda Civic and white Volvo parked on her driveway.
He then begins to pour petrol over the top of vehicle before setting it alight.
However just seconds later, the suspect is seen running away from the house with his trousers on fire.
Another man wearing a long cloak was spotted leaving the scene of the incident in a puff of purple smoke.
Sexton Blake
LE
And another copper being a dick. Met as well FFS!
Looks like the 'quota' is now diffy 1 x ethnic.
www.hackneygazette.co.uk
Looks like the 'quota' is now diffy 1 x ethnic.
Dismissed: Corrupt Hackney cop who helped launder hundreds of thousands of pounds of drug money
A corrupt cop who was involved in the wholesale movement of drugs and laundering hundreds of thousands of pounds has been dismissed...
Colour me surprised!And another copper being a dick. Met as well FFS!
Looks like the 'quota' is now diffy 1 x ethnic.
Dismissed: Corrupt Hackney cop who helped launder hundreds of thousands of pounds of drug money
A corrupt cop who was involved in the wholesale movement of drugs and laundering hundreds of thousands of pounds has been dismissed...
CrashTestDummy
MIA
Well, it is Friday of Colour, after all!
TamH70
MIA
How corrupt a cop in Hackney do you have to be to be booted out for corruption? He must be at least Deity-Tier in skill level.And another copper being a dick. Met as well FFS!
Looks like the 'quota' is now diffy 1 x ethnic.
Dismissed: Corrupt Hackney cop who helped launder hundreds of thousands of pounds of drug money
A corrupt cop who was involved in the wholesale movement of drugs and laundering hundreds of thousands of pounds has been dismissed...
Could have squeezed a few more fucks in there !!
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