The Emperor Mongs Pronouncements

[Auld-Yin]

Go on lad, you're a supreme athlete with top reflexes, you even look a bit like Lewis Hamilton, never mind that you're in a big, tall 4x4 on off-road tyres, fling it round that bend...give it some welly, even though you're in the wrong lane and going too fast, 600bhp is no bother to you...

EXCLUSIVE: Terrifying moment young Arsenal star Joe Willock, 21, loses control of his £140,000 Mercedes G-Wagon, cutting across THREE lanes then clipping a crash barrier on the M25 and ending up in bushes

Moment £50,000-a-week Arsenal star loses control of his Mercedes

Dramatic dashcam footage shows the moment £20,000-a-week Arsenal star Joe Willock lost control of his top-of-the-range Mercedes-AMG G-class and smashed into a crash barrier on the M25

www.dailymail.co.uk

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A bloke in a purple cloak was seen disappearing into the bushes shortly afterwards, chuckling

Just how is (was) that wagon worth £140,000?

 

[RBMK]

Before you even start blinging one up:

Model lines

Find out everything about the off-road performance, dimensions and technical data of the Mercedes-Benz G-Class.

www.mercedes-benz.co.uk

 

[Helm]

It's probably on here but an update

Krispy Kreme price swap PC sacked for gross misconduct

A PC has been sacked for gross misconduct for switching the price of doughnuts to seven pence.

www.bbc.co.uk

I suspect the smell of sulphur drifted about the court

 

[Joshua Slocum]

It's probably on here but an update

Krispy Kreme price swap PC sacked for gross misconduct

A PC has been sacked for gross misconduct for switching the price of doughnuts to seven pence.

www.bbc.co.uk

I suspect the smell of sulphur drifted about the court

I am wondering if this was not the first time
I am sure it happens occasionaly and people get away with it by accident
but i can smell something fishy
he is on a good wage as well, so money should not be a problem

 

[OneTenner]

Just how is (was) that wagon worth £140,000?

It may cost £140k, trust me, it's not 'worth' anything like that...

 

[Helm]

I am wondering if this was not the first time
I am sure it happens occasionaly and people get away with it by accident
but i can smell something fishy
he is on a good wage as well, so money should not be a problem

Greed pure and simple. I suspect like you, not the first time, which might well have been why he got caught.

 

[FourZeroCharlie]

Go on lad, you're a supreme athlete with top reflexes, you even look a bit like Lewis Hamilton, never mind that you're in a big, tall 4x4 on off-road tyres, fling it round that bend...give it some welly, even though you're in the wrong lane and going too fast, 600bhp is no bother to you...

EXCLUSIVE: Terrifying moment young Arsenal star Joe Willock, 21, loses control of his £140,000 Mercedes G-Wagon, cutting across THREE lanes then clipping a crash barrier on the M25 and ending up in bushes

Moment £50,000-a-week Arsenal star loses control of his Mercedes

Dramatic dashcam footage shows the moment £20,000-a-week Arsenal star Joe Willock lost control of his top-of-the-range Mercedes-AMG G-class and smashed into a crash barrier on the M25

www.dailymail.co.uk

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A bloke in a purple cloak was seen disappearing into the bushes shortly afterwards, chuckling

This pleases me - hopefully, his monogrammed silk grundies will have been soiled beyond economical repair.

If there's one minor observation it would be that neither he (nor the cod-lipped crack hooer that was undoubtedly sat beside him) suffered any physical hurt.

A missed opportunity, I reckon . . .

 

[AlienFTM]

This pleases me - hopefully, his monogrammed silk grundies will have been soiled beyond economical repair.

If there's one minor observation it would be that neither he (nor the cod-lipped crack hooer that was undoubtedly sat beside him) suffered any physical hurt.

A missed opportunity, I reckon . . .

Shame that at the moment of impact her teeth didn't reflexively clamp shut and dismember him, for the good and benefit of Darwinism.

 

[Maninthestreet]

I am wondering if this was not the first time
I am sure it happens occasionaly and people get away with it by accident
but i can smell something fishy
he is on a good wage as well, so money should not be a problem

I may or may not have had the ability to print any barcode that Sainsbury used and I may or may not have abused that.

I have never worked for that company.


Having the correct stock and the correct printer and the end users software makes it look a little bit authentic.

 

[AlienFTM]

I may or may not have had the ability to print any barcode that Sainsbury used and I may or may not have abused that.

I have never worked for that company.

Did you ever manufacture Newcastle United barcodes replica shirts for a fiver, but priced at £50?

 

[Morticiaskeeper]

I remember when the G Wagon was just a parts bin special from the van stores. Didn't we acquire some in 1982?

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[Maninthestreet]

Did you ever manufacture Newcastle United barcodes replica shirts for a fiver, but priced at £50?

Not me that time.

 

[wheel]

Go on lad, you're a supreme athlete with top reflexes, you even look a bit like Lewis Hamilton, never mind that you're in a big, tall 4x4 on off-road tyres, fling it round that bend...give it some welly, even though you're in the wrong lane and going too fast, 600bhp is no bother to you...

EXCLUSIVE: Terrifying moment young Arsenal star Joe Willock, 21, loses control of his £140,000 Mercedes G-Wagon, cutting across THREE lanes then clipping a crash barrier on the M25 and ending up in bushes

Moment £50,000-a-week Arsenal star loses control of his Mercedes

Dramatic dashcam footage shows the moment £20,000-a-week Arsenal star Joe Willock lost control of his top-of-the-range Mercedes-AMG G-class and smashed into a crash barrier on the M25

www.dailymail.co.uk

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A bloke in a purple cloak was seen disappearing into the bushes shortly afterwards, chuckling

So the Daily Heil says in main heading he is on £50K a week the a couple of lines lower £20k a week. Emperor in the news room ?.

 

[CrashTestDummy]

So the Daily Heil says in main heading he is on £50K a week the a couple of lines lower £20k a week. Emperor in the news room ?.

Imagine my surprise finding out he's a non-driver of colour.

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

To go back to these 'sovereign citizen' chappies. There are number of clips where doggies were used (to great effect!) to encourage the citizen to exit the vee-hickle.

This is a random one for your delight and delectation!

 

[jmb3296]

Was the phrase "I know my rights" used at any point? Surefire indicator of a gobby bellend.

Friday and Saturday nights in the Cowgate in Edinburgh in the 2000s the phrase of choice from the Home Counties, public school educated student was “I pay your wages”

Usually ended in a high pitched shreik before the end of the sentence was completed.

 

[FourZeroCharlie]

To go back to these 'sovereign citizen' chappies. There are number of clips where doggies were used (to great effect!) to encourage the citizen to exit the vee-hickle.

This is a random one for your delight and delectation!

It took a while but can I say 'Good boy!'

 

[ExAuxBalloonCorps]

To go back to these 'sovereign citizen' chappies. There are number of clips where doggies were used (to great effect!) to encourage the citizen to exit the vee-hickle.

This is a random one for your delight and delectation!

My favourite but the version I saw had the driver’s view of the land shark being launched through the drivers window.

 

[Londo]

So the Daily Heil says in main heading he is on £50K a week the a couple of lines lower £20k a week. Emperor in the news room ?.

Perhaps he took a cut in wages to help the club out in these hard times .



Then again perhaps not .

 

[Drlligaf]

My favourite but the version I saw had the driver’s view of the land shark being launched through the drivers window.

Poor dog.