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Tyk
LE
Those coppers are both polite and extremely patient, have to admire their restraint.
Tyk
LE
No debate, some of the muppetry would see me utilising the issued baton to the swede of the bellends, to the point my arm stopped working.
721CXT
LE
I think number 4 may have been a knee-rest.
ches
LE
Indeed. I am actually relieved that both Cheshire & GMP constabularies denied my application to join many years ago. I'd have ended up sacked after smacking some fcukwit for monginess stupidity. You copper types on here, serving & retired, have my respect. I couldn't do it.
whiffler
LE
Old, but worth a re-run in context ....
BBC morning service eons ago broadcast live from church outside Broadcasting House. Some loony starts shouting and hollering, prompting someone stepping outside to grab a copper on duty (this is what they used to do, apparently).
Copper steps inside and asks the loony to come outside with him for a chat
Loony says "You can't arrest me, I'm Jesus Christ !"
Copper says , "That's OK sir, I'm Constable Pilate"
I can't vouch for the truth of this, only that I heard it about 40 years ago.
Mike Barton
LE
Romanian tart: That's a lovely necklace my son, the guy who hangs around with some of the dodgy geezers in the frame for robbing the Ecclestones' gaff, gave me last week.
The Emperor (PBUH): It is, you should wear it and post your picture wearing it on Facebook.
Tartescu: You sure? It won't attract attention will it?
His Purpleness: Nah, why would it? It's not like those rozzers in London would be checking out the social media of some prozzie in Bucharest now is it?
Allegedly.
www.dailymail.co.uk
The Emperor (PBUH): It is, you should wear it and post your picture wearing it on Facebook.
Tartescu: You sure? It won't attract attention will it?
His Purpleness: Nah, why would it? It's not like those rozzers in London would be checking out the social media of some prozzie in Bucharest now is it?
Allegedly.
Romanian claimed she had 'f*** all' to do with Tamara Ecclestone raid
Maria Mester, 47, and her barman son Emile-Bogdan Savastru, 30, are accused of involvement in the £25million gems raid at Tamara Ecclestone's £70million mansion near Hyde Park last December.
Romanian tart: That's a lovely necklace my son, the guy who hangs around with some of the dodgy geezers in the frame for robbing the Ecclestones' gaff, gave me last week.
The Emperor (PBUH): It is, you should wear it and post your picture wearing it on Facebook.
Tartescu: You sure? It won't attract attention will it?
His Purpleness: Nah, why would it? It's not like those rozzers in London would be checking out the social media of some prozzie in Bucharest now is it?
Allegedly.
Romanian claimed she had 'f*** all' to do with Tamara Ecclestone raid
Maria Mester, 47, and her barman son Emile-Bogdan Savastru, 30, are accused of involvement in the £25million gems raid at Tamara Ecclestone's £70million mansion near Hyde Park last December.
“Tartescu”... lol.
scoldog
LE
Bloody hell, same thing happened last night at the same roundabout.
Wightsparker
LE
Mike Barton
LE
What is it James Bond said about coincidences, have you annoyed someone recently?
Penguin142
War Hero
I regret to inform you that you seem to be a Mong Magnet.
scoldog
LE
I work in IT, the level of mongness I've been getting I've been getting is outstanding.
I'm starting to root for COVID
Im a celebrity get me out of !!! whack thump ouch bugger will that do ya love ?
Woman gets to be a celebrity and gets out in an ambulance
taking pictures at night while crossing a busy road
probably seemed like a good idea at the time
Woman gets to be a celebrity and gets out in an ambulance
taking pictures at night while crossing a busy road
probably seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm a Celebrity castle crash: Sharn Hughes dies taking photo
Sharn Hughes had gone to see the lights at Gwrych Castle - the location of TV show I'm a Celebrity.
www.bbc.co.uk
Im a celebrity get me out of !!! whack thump ouch bugger will that do ya love ?
Woman gets to be a celebrity and gets out in an ambulance
taking pictures at night while crossing a busy road
probably seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm a Celebrity castle crash: Sharn Hughes dies taking photo
Sharn Hughes had gone to see the lights at Gwrych Castle - the location of TV show I'm a Celebrity.www.bbc.co.uk
Ambulance was not required, it was a hearse that was needing
Was it a Darwin?
sadly no
she had already reproduced
Go on lad, you're a supreme athlete with top reflexes, you even look a bit like Lewis Hamilton, never mind that you're in a big, tall 4x4 on off-road tyres, fling it round that bend...give it some welly, even though you're in the wrong lane and going too fast, 600bhp is no bother to you...
EXCLUSIVE: Terrifying moment young Arsenal star Joe Willock, 21, loses control of his £140,000 Mercedes G-Wagon, cutting across THREE lanes then clipping a crash barrier on the M25 and ending up in bushes
www.dailymail.co.uk
A bloke in a purple cloak was seen disappearing into the bushes shortly afterwards, chuckling
EXCLUSIVE: Terrifying moment young Arsenal star Joe Willock, 21, loses control of his £140,000 Mercedes G-Wagon, cutting across THREE lanes then clipping a crash barrier on the M25 and ending up in bushes
Moment £50,000-a-week Arsenal star loses control of his Mercedes
Dramatic dashcam footage shows the moment £20,000-a-week Arsenal star Joe Willock lost control of his top-of-the-range Mercedes-AMG G-class and smashed into a crash barrier on the M25
A bloke in a purple cloak was seen disappearing into the bushes shortly afterwards, chuckling
