The Emperor Mongs Pronouncements

[Dafty duck]

May one point out the virulent sarcasm dripping from every syllable of one's post...?

Hadn't noticed.

 

[Lardbeast]

Easy to miss if you have rainbows shining from your bum.

 

[Penguin142]

May one point out the virulent sarcasm dripping from every syllable of one's post...?

Yes indeed, it smells rather like Bovril.

 

[CrashTestDummy]

Thick Northern Tart: I want to keep my hair salon open.

EM(PBUH): Stick a poster in your window saying 'I do not consent to being closed, my business stands under common law'. You'll be fine, the council will let you stay open.

TNT: Great idea, Your Eminence. So you reckon this will do and I'll be bullet proof?

EM: Perfick! *puff of purple smoke*

Covid-19: Bradford salon fined £17,000 for lockdown opening

Sinead Quinn opened Quinn Blakey Hairdressers in Oakenshaw in breach of government restrictions.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[exbluejob]

Thick Northern Tart: I want to keep my hair salon open.

EM(PBUH): Stick a poster in your window saying 'I do not consent to being closed, my business stands under common law'. You'll be fine, the council will let you stay open.

TNT: Great idea, Your Eminence. So you reckon this will do and I'll be bullet proof?

EM: Perfick! *puff of purple smoke*

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Covid-19: Bradford salon fined £17,000 for lockdown opening

Sinead Quinn opened Quinn Blakey Hairdressers in Oakenshaw in breach of government restrictions.

www.bbc.co.uk

See this on You Tube videos a lot, was a yank thing but its spreading "I do not consent" when being arrested. The cops really take that on board. Common Law is another one. Living person, basically they're saying that the law doesn't apply to them I loved the Reference to the Magna Carta because that obviously hasn't changed in the centuries since it was written

 

[CrashTestDummy]

See this on You Tube videos a lot, was a yank thing but its spreading "I do not consent" when being arrested. The cops really take that on board. Common Law is another one. Living person, basically they're saying that the law doesn't apply to them I loved the Reference to the Magna Carta because that obviously hasn't changed in the centuries since it was written

In the USA they seem to like calling themselves 'Sovereign Citizens' thinking that they can make their own laws up and ignore everyone else's. As you say, loads of vids on YouTube of them being handed their arses on a plate. The thing seems to have spread to the UK, though they seem not to use the 'Sovereign Citizen' bollocks as much.

 

[exbluejob]

In the USA they seem to like calling themselves 'Sovereign Citizens' thinking that they can make their own laws up and ignore everyone else's. As you say, loads of vids on YouTube of them being handed their arses on a plate. The thing seems to have spread to the UK, though they seem not to use the 'Sovereign Citizen' bollocks as much.

Its got to Australia as well. All the 'right to travel' nonsense and "I'm not driving I'm travelling in my private conveyance". Also not opening their windows, because that piece of glass is obviously armoured and the police couldn't possibly smash it and, as they say "forcibly remove you from the vehicle" Often accompanied by a blast from Mr Sparky

 

[CrashTestDummy]

Apologies for the thread drift, but if anybody hasn't come across any of this sovereign citizen fuckwittery before here's a prime example. For more brain dead examples just put sovereign citizen into the search bar of YT.

 

[Morticiaskeeper]

The Empereors Cotswold Franchise is going great guns

Whilst Ciren NPT were enroute back to the shire for our 1st prisoner we came across this man, on the phone and unaware of his surroundings, to top it off he failed to tax his car for over a year. !


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That's me in the van.

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[ExREME.TECH]

Mum celebrates Diwali by burning her flat down !!!
then wants people to give money to replace her stuff that was not insured ??
what about daddy putting his hand in his pocket

quote
"So we were basically celebrating my birthday and Diwali. ????


The fire wiped out a year’s worth of her university degree work, laptop and iPad which were on the desk, next to an array of makeup.

oddly my daughter when studying, kept all her work backed up on the Unis servers plus the cloud
thank god the rental accomodation was fitted with smoke detectors that work

House goes up in flames after tealights left on desk

Kiran Rai, 32, isn't sure whether the candles left on the desk caused the fire or an electrical fault

www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk

Also her birthday so pissed/stoned

Asking for help reminds me Paderborn 2009/10 ish. Flat fire, nothing left.
By barker Bks NAAFI
No insurance.
SOS call via Sixth Sense(?) BFBS
Brand new car parked on the road outside.
Turns out hubby had left her so wife started the fire

 

[devexwarrior]

In the USA they seem to like calling themselves 'Sovereign Citizens' thinking that they can make their own laws up and ignore everyone else's. As you say, loads of vids on YouTube of them being handed their arses on a plate. The thing seems to have spread to the UK, though they seem not to use the 'Sovereign Citizen' bollocks as much.

In UK they will often refer to themselves as Freemen on the Land. We went to a house with a similar sign on the front door 'You can't come in' he shouted. We had a large lump of metal and a Search Warrant which proved otherwise.

 

[Ortholith]

In UK they will often refer to themselves as Freemen on the Land. We went to a house with a similar sign on the front door 'You can't come in' he shouted. We had a large lump of metal and a Search Warrant which proved otherwise.

Was the phrase "I know my rights" used at any point? Surefire indicator of a gobby bellend.

 

[FourZeroCharlie]

Was the phrase "I know my rights" used at any point? Surefire indicator of a gobby bellend.

Also a combat indicator that his/her knowledge of their rights is garnered from a 20-year old thread on urban75

 

[NSP]

Was the phrase "I know my rights" used at any point? Surefire indicator of a gobby bellend.

Best followed with, "And we know ours. You're nicked, sunshine."

 

[Wightsparker]

Best followed with, "And we know ours. You're nicked, sunshine."

Surely incomplete? "Get yer trousers on!"

 

[devexwarrior]

Was the phrase "I know my rights" used at any point? Surefire indicator of a gobby bellend.

I do recall a conversation that went
Me: Then he said “I’m a third year law student and I KNOW you can’t arrest me”
Custody Sergeant: What did you do then?
Me: Arrested him

 

[scoldog]

Another taking the great mans advice
after all who will worry about a badly driven Corsa ?
drive on my child

Would have thought getting blood from her would have been easy.

"Hey, want me to stick this needle in you"

"YES!"

 

[scoldog]

Its got to Australia as well. All the 'right to travel' nonsense and "I'm not driving I'm travelling in my private conveyance". Also not opening their windows, because that piece of glass is obviously armoured and the police couldn't possibly smash it and, as they say "forcibly remove you from the vehicle" Often accompanied by a blast from Mr Sparky

Haven't seen too many examples of it down here thank goodness.

 

[scoldog]

Was the phrase "I know my rights" used at any point? Surefire indicator of a gobby bellend.

Mate of mine works in the government legal aid as a lawyer. Whenever one of his bogan clients wants to get on his high horse, the first thing my mate normally says is "Shut the fuck up and listen to me. I do the legal stuff, not you."

 

[CutLunchCommando]

Apologies for the thread drift, but if anybody hasn't come across any of this sovereign citizen fuckwittery before here's a prime example. For more brain dead examples just put sovereign citizen into the search bar of YT.

I would have put a funny on that for number 4 alone.