It would be interesting to see the drawing the driver made for the accident report.
I rarely post these types of video but I do enjoy themIn this one the narrator spells it out but I love how the hard ass Gangsta street talk changes completely once the 5 0 do the pit manoeuvre on them. Obviously played far too many video games where they can outrun the cops and there are no consequences. They're about to learn that real life bites if you mess with the babylon:
Wonder how high that bridge wasChinky Bloke - Blolocks, my car has bloken down and I have no warning triangle.
EM (PBUH) - Just use that great big black lump of metal that is your car jack. That will suffice perfectly.
Chinky Bloke - Ah so.
Chinky Bloke - ********!!
EM (PBUH) - Mwa hah hah etc, etc
Seriously though, does that not give you the heeby-jeebies thinking about your own mortality and how often your life is in the hands of complete strangers who are absolute cockwombles?Chinky Bloke - Blolocks, my car has bloken down and I have no warning triangle.
EM (PBUH) - Just use that great big black lump of metal that is your car jack. That will suffice perfectly.
Chinky Bloke - Ah so.
Chinky Bloke - ********!!
EM (PBUH) - Mwa hah hah etc, etc
Couldn't agree with you more.Seriously though, does that not give you the heeby-jeebies thinking about your own mortality and how often your life is in the hands of complete strangers who are absolute cockwombles?
You look at the black car, driving down the highway, in no way dangerously or causing a menace to others, probably wondering what he'll have for his tea tonight and then a combination of time and space determines that he will be somersaulted and flung over a bridge at speed before he even has a second to take in what has happened to him.
Read your post at work, then left to go home. Had two different dickheads pull out straight in front of me on different roads. They were both looking straight at me when they drove in front of me.Seriously though, does that not give you the heeby-jeebies thinking about your own mortality and how often your life is in the hands of complete strangers who are absolute cockwombles?
You look at the black car, driving down the highway, in no way dangerously or causing a menace to others, probably wondering what he'll have for his tea tonight and then a combination of time and space determines that he will be somersaulted and flung over a bridge at speed before he even has a second to take in what has happened to him.
Whilst driving I have always considered other drivers to be the enemy. My attempts to predict their stupidity have saved me (and probably them) from serous injury.Read your post at work, then left to go home. Had two different ********* pull out straight in front of me on different roads. They were both looking straight at me when they drove in front of me.
I couldn't agree more.
such as cretins like this, not fit to drive through drugs and booze, but probably a regular at it, and the car in poor conditionWhilst driving I have always considered other drivers to be the enemy. My attempts to predict their stupidity have saved me (and probably them) from serous injury.
Whilst driving I have always considered other drivers to be the enemy. My attempts to predict their stupidity have saved me (and probably them) from serous injury.
I think he has a local franchise, I have observed one every day, high powered motorcycle, illegal bloody loud exhaust, hitting 70 in a built up area, and 3 figures outside town, in an area known for deer crossing the roadThe Emperor (PBUH) is strong in Gloucestershire these days...![]()
I find that stereotyping helps, after over 40 years of driving/motorcycling you get to spot the main offenders, as taught by a black rat in the 70sIf you consider every other driver on the road an idiot with poor driving skills and a death wish and drive defensively accordingly, you will rarely be disappointed but frequently pleasantly surprised.
Sole exception being Minibus taxi drivers.Oi!
Off to the unconscious bias whinefest for you lot. You're not allowed to assume mongs are bloody mongs, even if they make every effort to reinforce any assumptions as to their mongevity you may or may not make.