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Someone who shall remain nameless whispered in a Ferrari drivers ear that there wasn't much traffic on London Bridge so why not switch off the traction control and give it a bit of a burn up?

 
If only someone hadn't posted that on Sunday (#20,676) :rolleyes:
Whoops..................:oops:
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TamH70

MIA

Mong or Darwin?
Or both?

Neither

The word you are looking for is Cunt. With a capital C.

He killed three people, injured himself, and nearly killed the driver of the other car.

If he's in a coma, he's a prime candidate for the old air bubble in the IV line trick.
 

Sexton Blake

War Hero
Nasty Yank Crim - 'Am a gonna kill you mutha ferker'.
Aspiring rapper - 'Nooooo'
Bang!
The Emperor (PBUH)
- Now, because you are going to transport a dead body that you murdred (life sentence) in your car whatever you do don't have an RTA or anything that might make the Police suspicious of you.
Nasty Yank Crim - Sure thing man.
EM (PBUH) - Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.......


Troopers with the Florida Highway Patrol who responded to the scene observed Coltrain removing a Glock gun case from the car after the accident; after noticing flies and the smell of human remains near his car, they popped the trunk and found Trotter's badly decomposed body wrapped in fabric, according to an arrest report obtained by the outlet.

ETA - Bollocks, this has been done before. Apologies, EM got me instead (and Kirkz) fair play.
 
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Neither

The word you are looking for is ****. With a capital C.

He killed three people, injured himself, and nearly killed the driver of the other car.

If he's in a coma, he's a prime candidate for the old air bubble in the IV line trick.
Nah, bleach in the IV, to ward off corona obviously....
 

TamH70

MIA
Not the voice of experience I trust.

No, just a healthy amount of reading about medical and other kinds of murder when I were but a lad with hair and teeth.
 

theoriginalphantom

MIA
Book Reviewer
No, just a healthy amount of reading about medical and other kinds of murder when I were but a lad with hair and teeth.


it takes quite a lot of air in the IV, depending on the size of the victims heart - somewhere around 60ml continuously - anything less will just be incredibly painful and make them quite unwell for a while
 

Fang_Farrier

LE
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
it takes quite a lot of air in the IV, depending on the size of the victims heart - somewhere around 60ml continuously - anything less will just be incredibly painful and make them quite unwell for a while

Given the training I was on in March preparing health staff who were not ward based, there would have been a lot of uncomfortable patients if the poop had really hit the fan and mass redeployment occurred!
 
EM has been over in the US of A giving advice on doing doughnuts with your car, told the driver of this one that its perfectly OK to drive over fireworks:
 

NSP

LE
EM has been over in the US of A giving advice on doing doughnuts with your car, told the driver of this one that its perfectly OK to drive over fireworks:
Projectile straight up and into the fuel tank, by the looks of it.
 

Fang_Farrier

LE
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer

Why not make a Halloween tableaux so realistic that folk keep phoning the police
 

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