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NSP

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Probably one of @NSP boats ;-)
I just ride around on 'em; I don't own them.

Besides, in recent years they've all been modern, purpose-designed, recently-built palaces. It's only a certain provider based in the south-east and W. Africa/Persian Gulf/other third worlders that operate floating toilets that may or may not be older than me.

And I don't go out of my way to work for them these days. Plenty of coin to be made stroking Scoldilocks' ego these days.
 
EM looking over a man's shoulder in Lebanon,
" It's the red wire, cut the red, the red"

Lebanon is hit by ANOTHER explosion: Hezbollah arms depot destroyed after massive blast caused by 'technical error' weeks after Beirut disaster

One off the IDF target list.
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer
EM looking over a man's shoulder in Lebanon,
" It's the red wire, cut the red, the red"

Lebanon is hit by ANOTHER explosion: Hezbollah arms depot destroyed after massive blast caused by 'technical error' weeks after Beirut disaster

O.g.?
 
I just ride around on 'em; I don't own them.

Besides, in recent years they've all been modern, purpose-designed, recently-built palaces. It's only a certain provider based in the south-east and W. Africa/Persian Gulf/other third worlders that operate floating toilets that may or may not be older than me.

And I don't go out of my way to work for them these days. Plenty of coin to be made stroking Scoldilocks' ego these days.
With reference to your "modern, purpose-designed, recently-built palaces.", I've noticed a specialised windfarm installation ship working very hard off Carnoustie in the last few weeks.
 
EM looking over a man's shoulder in Lebanon,
" It's the red wire, cut the red, the red"

Lebanon is hit by ANOTHER explosion: Hezbollah arms depot destroyed after massive blast caused by 'technical error' weeks after Beirut disaster

Sloppy. If there is one thing that Hollywood films have taught us is that you always cut the other wire when someone tells you which colour to cut. Hmmph, I bet they didn’t use curly wires either!
 

NSP

LE
With reference to your "modern, purpose-designed, recently-built palaces.", I've noticed a specialised windfarm installation ship working very hard off Carnoustie in the last few weeks.
Fuck all to do with me. I'm on the Cloggie OWFs. I try to avoid anything UK-flagged or working inside the UK 12-mile limit.
 
Ah, the old classic "trying to sail the Atlantic in a bathtub, repeatedly rescued by lifeboat three hundred yards outside the harbour entrance"? I have the impression those aren't as common in the UK as they used to be
As an update, it's not looking good for these two bozos.

 
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As an update, it's not looking good for these two bozos.

Latest info on this nautical village idiot is that the debris washed ashore appears to be from his boat . No sign of the village idiot himself though search continuing
 
Latest info on this nautical village idiot is that the debris washed ashore appears to be from his boat . No sign of the village idiot himself though search continuing
There's two of them on board, the owner and his mate.

Whose more foolish, the village idiot or the idiot that followed the village idiot
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer
Latest info on this nautical village idiot is that the debris washed ashore appears to be from his boat . No sign of the village idiot himself though search continuing
At risk to the searchers...
 

Gout Man

LE
Book Reviewer
Why do people walk in fields when big beasts are about?


Playing at his funeral will be the aptly entitled song....Trampled under Foot.

 
There's two of them on board, the owner and his mate.

Whose more foolish, the village idiot or the idiot that followed the village idiot
This time he was on his own, the village idiot's simple friend wasn't with him. As far as I can tell his boat was moored at granite Island, linked to the mainland by a causeway, last seen on Monday night, 5.00am on Tuesday morning police received an emergency call for help, whether he had set sail or had come adrift is not known. There followed a major sea and air search, the boats were all called back as the sea was deemed to dangerous and the air search continued until late at night and resumed this morning. Some debris has washed ashore including what has been identified as his wallet & glasses. I expect the serach will be called off now.
 

ancienturion

LE
Book Reviewer
Why do people walk in fields when big beasts are about?

I would assume it is because they know all about their human rights, conveniently forgetting that beasts do not read.
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer
Why do people walk in fields when big beasts are about?


Playing at his funeral will be the aptly entitled song....Trampled under Foot.

Excellent choice of music.

Possible career opportunity for my niece who works at the school .

Everyone's a winner!
 

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